The Coon's Den

I`m not gonna explain myself

Anastasia wasn’t a Disney movie.  Saying it is now, simply because Disney bought Fox, is creatively anachronistic.   Don Bluth didn’t fight in the animation trenches and escape the clutches of The Mouse to have his work artistically misattributed.  I’m not dying on this hill.  I’m defending this hill.  I’m killing on this hill.

Lena: Why do you have a diary?

Violet: To keep secrets from my computer.

MY BABIES MY BABIES MY BABIES

I need a final shot with all the kids being friends please ☹

I’m so excited for the dynamics among these 6 children

… WHAT. XD

(From DuckTales 2017 - S3E21 “The Life and Crimes of Scrooge McDuck!”)

Damn

wish I had had money to buy GME stocks a week ago

What I meant then:

What I mean now

2021 is already better then 2020 just being that low to middle class Reddit users fucked over billionaires who used the pandemic to vote against the success of struggling businesses that exposed fatal flaws of the stock market

Pharmaceutical Giant: “This medicine costs $3 to make, but I’m selling it to sick people for $300 because I know that they can’t just refuse to buy it.”

Rich People: “That’s a smart business strategy.”

Reddit User: “These GameStop shares cost me $3 each, but I’m selling them to short investors for $300 each because I know that they can’t just refuse to buy it.”

Rich People: “THE HORROR!!! GOVERNMENT, PUT A STOP TO THIS!!!”

Zim makes a new best friend!

(source is ep. 81 of Rob Paulsen’s excellent “Talkin’ Toons” podcast, guest-starring the one and only Richard Horvitz.

I’ve had this audio saved on my end since 2014, so I’m glad I eventually got around to making this!)

Nearing the end of 2020 be like 

Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.

Do you have any idea how long I’ve had this queued? Any idea? A year. A fucking year. I don’t even use my queue ever. Ever. This is the only thing I’ve EVER queued. I’ve had this queued for a year so I don’t forget it.

I have waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS

Santa is coming tonight.

@alltheshit-althetime

THE ONLY CHRISTMAS POST I DON’T BLOCK

dancer is my life

YES HERE IT IS, JUST IN THE SAINT NICK OF TIME

OH GOSH I always forget about this post until I see it but it’s so great XD

Pro tip: you can use your horse to hide from guardians

Fucking wild that people are still discovering new tech in this game.

who knew that the technologically advanced spider turrets had the object permeance of a toddler

My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”

She was in a car crash on the way to work one morning and called my husband to let him know she’d be late and he was like wtf guess I’m gonna be late too because I’m coming to pick you up and then he told his team and they were like I think you mean WE are coming.

Imagine you are a teenage girl probably rushing to get to work and you crash your probably new car and feel absolutely miserable and now you’ll be late to work but then suddenly in the distance a car full of all the adult men you work with just pulls up and is like “we came all the way here to pick you up” the mental image right now is fr.

Apparently she tried to call her dad but it was 3am and he was obviously sleeping so she called my husband and he not only came to find her but fished her glasses out of the hood of the car (she’d dropped them while looking inside), drove her to the hospital, and told her to take the day off. She insisted on coming back to work so he used his lunch break to watch TV with her to make sure she didn’t doze off (concussion risk).

You’ve heard of the Mom friend but my husband is very much the Dad friend. He said when he answered the phone she said “hey please don’t be mad” and he’s never felt such powerful Fatherhood energy in his life.

Bold of you to assume he’s not well past that point.

I invest my points into story-telling and seem to have unlocked some authority skill tree because of my involvement in a couple Discord servers.

The sacrifices I chose were grilling & dad jokes.

day 29: organs

zim no not again