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Hamncheezr

@hamncheezr / hamncheezr.tumblr.com

Wife, mother, bibliophile, knitter, among other things.
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do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

you’re* it’s* Btw. I am a man.

oooooooooooooh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood ooooooooh my god. oh my god. ooooooooooh. my god oh my god

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hamncheezr

Actually, yes to *you're, but no to *it's. Its was correct.

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When the babiest sister wants bows like "Jojo Si-wa" for her birthday...

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raptorific

Also the Enterprise vs. Millennium Falcon debate has never ceased to confuse me, like, you’re basically wondering who’d win in a fight between a fully staffed US Navy research vessel armed with harpoons and torpedos and all sorts of other boat vessels OR your weedman and his sweet vintage van, his buddy riding shotgun with a crossbow

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Gaining weight does not make you a worse person, and losing weight doesn’t make you a better one. Your weight is not a reflection of your worth.

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hamncheezr

Trying to realize this. A storm of new meds, bad depression, flares, med interactions for the last 6mo have left me weighing morenthan I ever have while not pregnant.

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I identify with the wizard Howl because if *I* had magical powers I would use them to get better hair, evade taxes, make computer games for my nieces and nephews, use aliases that imply I’m related to King Arthur, spend at least half my life as a literal toddler and discover alternate planes of reality so that I could flirt with the girls there.

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plenilune

not to mention “use slime and darkness to fully and dramatically impose the depth of my woe upon everyone around me when I have made a minor faux pas that has tarnished my aesthetic”

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Gotta brag

I walked back into church tonight to pick up our black clad, mohawked, converse wearing middle schooler... to find him sitting, listening to music with ear buds, and knitting.

Honey badger don’t give a fuck.

This kid is so confident sometimes.

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I am 105% over today

Due to the ridiculous weather we’ve had here (a lovely spring this winter) SOMETHING has pollinated and all 4 of us have been sneezing our heads off for several days.

Today I woke up with a 400lb head.  12 hour nasal spray is lasting me about 45 minutes.  The netti pot hasn’t helped.  Hannah woke up with her stuffy having taken on Head Cold proportions so she is in Uber Diva mode.

Since Mama doesn’t feel good everyone else is needy.  It took Hannah 3.5 hours to do schoolwork that normally takes an hour.  Jeremiah was upset with me all day because I couldn’t think straight enough to give him chores to do and I wouldn’t let him play video games.

He started to make chocolate chip cookies and when we got to flour we realized we’re out. 

I spent half the afternoon washing and chopping fruits and veggies for a week’s worth of balela and green salads, and made biscuits and gravy with sausages for dinner anyway.

Only I forgot we were out of flour, so I had to use some of the Roomie’s pancake mix for gravy.  Then I tried to combat the sweetness by adding some salt and pepper, and accidentally dumped too much pepper in it.

Sigh.

Hannah and I have been having Girls’ Night every Wed night between when we drop J off at students’ and pick him up.  Tonight she chose to watch If I Stay, but started it without me so I’m lost.

I have to be up at 6:30 for a doctor’s appointment.

Sigh.

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What a head cold looks like at our house.

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Finished!  

Inspired by Bofur, my favorite dwarf

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l33tsaber

I wonder how many people actually fall all the way down the rabbit hole from “I’m gonna take up crochet or knitting” to “a drop-spindle is inexpensive; what if I tried spinning some yarn” to “oh look you can get a rigid heddle loom for less than a new gaming console let’s learn to weave” to “fuck it let’s move to the mountains and raise alpacas”

it’s a 4 step program

I’m on step 3 right now with real plans to make it to step 4 eventually.

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mrknaogan

I’m at the “I have 2 spinning wheels and a metric fucktonne of fleece but I’m pretty sure I need another 2 wheels and you can never have too much superfine merino fleece to play with” stage. I should probably count my spindles again. Last time I counted, there was 15 and I know I’ve definitely bought at least 2 more since then. Never going to weave, though.

Guys, you forgot about dyeing.

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hamncheezr

And figuring you can't afford a loom but you can make a 4" one out of a piece of wood and penny nails sooooo....

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