I AM A SAFEHOUSE BLOG

My favorite tweet in all of existence

its so so important to follow blogs that will put a bit of softcore porn on ur dash. it is not only tasteful but also a key part of the microbiome

#mutual that is horny on main i would protect you with my life as if you were a monarch butterfly #i am planting milkweed for you #tit and ass milkweed #ily (from arborealgargoyle)

I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?

Tell your children about your medical history.

I called the pharmacy about why they haven't filled my t prescription and they literally told me they needed to check on something and then put me on hold and then hung up on me

this is structural transandrophobia btw. this shit wouldn't happen if T weren't a controlled substance. they never do this with my synthroid.

this was in the tags but you know what. the concept of controlled substances is deeply evil and this is your daily reminder. imagine a doctor writing up an official document saying "my patient needs this drug to live and be healthy" and the govt saying "hmmm... but that's a Drug... a Bad Drug......... the patient is probably a junkie, make sure it's as hard as possible for them to get that shit. make sure their meds are regularly interrupted, especially during difficult times in their life like when they lose their job and thus their insurance. make sure they're not Abusing the drug by having easy access to it whenever they need it, make sure their doctor and the pharmacy need to jump through a billion hoops also, things the patient has no real control over and no power to fix if they go wrong."

like imagine thinking that's reasonable

a prescription should be a shopping list your doctor writes for you and then you go to the pharmacy and go "give me this please" and they do. you should be able to just buy drugs. I literally do not care if people abuse that system btw. I should be able to freely access any chemical that I need to put into my body. that should be as accessible to me as food and water. if I am allowed to buy booze and cigarettes why can I not buy my T gel. because some punk in the gym is getting too jacked?? I DON'T CARE

my needs extend into the world. the apparatus that keeps me alive does not end at my skin, is not encompassed only by "my body," but contains the world. just like food and water should be a human right, so should medication. the manufacturers of pharmaceuticals need to be collectivized and their products need to be freely available to all. the War on Drugs is a war on our existence as biochemical beings.

I think the “can trans men say tranny” discourse is so funny because like what am I mean to say to transphobes who call me tranny. Am I meant to go “erm actually I’m a trans man! Not a trans women - and only trans women get called tranny. Please call me faggot instead.”

Acab because the people that made this meme thinks the cops should just kill someone like this

Cops having a chuckle because they’re too cowardly to take a beating in order to save a life. All cops are cowards.

Twenty years ago, February 15th, 2004, I got married for the first time.

It was twenty years earlier than I ever expected to.

To celebrate/comemorate the date, I'm sitting down to write out everything I remember as I remember it. No checking all the pictures I took or all the times I've written about this before. I'm not going to turn to my husband (of twenty years, how the f'ing hell) to remember a detail for me.

This is not a 100% accurate recounting of that first wild weekend in San Francisco. But it -is- a 100% accurate recounting of how I remember it today, twenty years after the fact.

Join me below, if you would.

Saw a sibling poll and needed to expand it because I fit, like. Mid youngest, youngest in theory only child in practice, and adopted. And I think they all have their own unique parts in the sibling ecosystem.

I say this wholeheartedly and without ironic intent. I hope supernatural continues to have drama for the next 10 years at least. I hope that in 2033 i can once again text my best friend saying "something is happening in supernatural" for the 5 millionth time.

man supernatural might be bad but also ill be damned if thats not the most american show ever. like theres movies and tv that've tried to be this american but 99% have failed. you watch a particularly good episode of supernatural and suddenly you feel the hours of highway winds against your skin and theres more asphalt road than livable terrain for miles and you eat the best meal of your life at a pit stop and you havent gone to church since you were a kid but you still think about praying sometimes and you split a 6 pack with someone you love and a few too many people around you have guns and the land around you is so big when youre right in the center of it you feel like it could swallow you up and you know for a fact theres an unimaginable amount of mythology just beneath the surface. and then you watch the next episode where sam kills paris hilton or something

Pornbots are so annoying like I’m not gonna fall for this I’m not an idiot I know sex isn’t real and its just something made up for destiel fanfiction

I've never watched a single episode of spn but I've been thinking about the implications of being stuck inside a meme

I worked like - really hard on these. And honestly, I didn’t get nearly enough attention today because Taylor Swift is torturing poets or something idk

I mean we already knew, but it’s still beautiful. Still destiel.