I'll never be a duck.

love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function

the idea of public restrooms as "women's spaces" continues to confound me. you know who I hope is in a public bathroom when I go in?? no one. I would prefer no one else be in the bathroom. and if someone else is in the bathroom I am going to ignore them as much as possible. I did not go into the bathroom to connect with other women. I went into the bathroom to piss and/or shit. it's a toilet's space, not a women's space. shut the fuck up and let trans people piss and shit in peace. let's all continue to avoid eye contact with each other and any and all interaction in the toilet's space.

need somebody's full bodyweight on top of me rn

sitting there, rethinking my entire identity as a person

salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you

yeah and it kicks ass

I'm a law abiding citizen but something about working six times harder than my grandparents for a sixth of what they had is persuasive

And this isn't just an opinion but this is a fact that is shown in this article.

Thanks to technological advancements, we are the most productive we have ever been. It was once thought we would almost never need to work, get a week's worth of work one in a day, and we do, and get paid for it but still of get paid just for that day. And some places don't even pay you that if they can help it, relying on tips or calling it unpaid internships.