masc 4 masquerain

maybe if i lived in the ocean i could be 8 feet long and huge

We need a word that’s like phallic but about being vaguely gnomelike instead of vaguely cocklike because I saw this fucking cliff bar stand today and....

if you got a problem with me its your probble

Period

TIME OUT! I called time out!

That corgi said:

women stories matter

Did I ever tell you guys

No, you never did

And I never will.

half of this website should learn this

Shut the fuck up

with my brain small, my meat huge, my pain endless, i tread onwards

all this “bottom rights” and “top rights” discourse…. u fools….. where is my support for switches!

support.nintendo.com

i need infinite money forever so i can get everyone so so so many little gifts

Can you imagine the pure unfettered joy of getting your friends snacks every time youre out

oh my god don't do this to me

bulge is just so cute like. whats in there :3c