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Full Metal Jack-Off

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BLEACH OC, loosely related to the series. 18+ (NOT a minor friendly blog), written by Jackie/Jaxter var sc_project=11077230; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="cec1052c"; var scJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://secure." : "http://www."); document.write("<sc"+"ript type='text/javascript' src='" + scJsHost+ "statcounter.com/counter/counter.js'></"+"script>");
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"Sven~!" Such genuine happiness from the redhead, odd. "Is that grey hair I see or are you just covered in dust~?"

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“Maybe it’s your glasses,” Sven offers with a side grin, “ Been a while since I saw you, eh? Still raisin’ hell?”

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Doctor, and don’t say nurse as if it’s an insult. They do twice the hard work any normal person could handle. I doubt you could scare anyone with whatever weird freaky sex drugs you do to heal up, unless this is just a ploy to avoid talking about steroids since a common side effect is making your dick small and considering your size, I bet it’s like a tiny lost penny in a hairy bush.”
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“Bold of you to assume anything was sexual,” Sven smirks, “And it’s good thing you’re not a bettin’ man, nurse Nicholas.”

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Small hand flails at the TV screen, Nemesis from RE3 smacking Jill to the ground in what would be a death blow to which the character simply eats some red/green herb mix for full health.
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WRONG. We all don’t heal that differently. She should be fucking dead. All of these games are probably just a fever dream they’re collectively sharing because they’re high out of their minds!”

“ I was talkin’ about emotionally but...”

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“Heh, you don’t wanna know what I got up to to heal.”

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           “I wish healing was as easy as rolling a joint full of green and red herbs, but real life isn’t that easy. You’d end up just getting koolaid flavored weed and I can’t imagine smoking that will get you anywhere good.”

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“We all heal differently, buddy.”

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