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he took my chicken

@skeppy / skeppy.tumblr.com

hi im cassey ✧・゚:* ヽ(゜∇゜)ノ *:・゚✧ I used to be sjindig \(^∀^) when ur tired n u misspell sleepy lol ☆ "simply the best (dum-dum-dum-duuu)" -me (anonymous) "Adorable nerd" - anonymous
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hi guys i havent been on here in years but i logged back in bc i got a message on my side blog lmao. whats up hows it going lolz

anws i didnt realize skeppy was now a url people wanted and at the moment idk if i want it up for trade. i will decide, but at the moment it is not. im sorry. i will def make an update post for when i come to a decision thanks <3 

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skeppy

okay well I’m moving,,,,, idk what I want to do w the blog atm but it’ll prob end up being like this one in the end 

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okay well I'm moving,,,,, idk what I want to do w the blog atm but it'll prob end up being like this one in the end 

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kids are fuckin wild dude,,,

i walked out of my apartment this morning and a five year old kid was playing outside and immediately he pointed at my aparment and was like “some chinese people used to live there. now someone else does”

and i was like… you mean that one? and pointed at my apartment, the one i literally just walked out of

and he was like “yeah”

and i was like……….. yeah…

the other day I was coming back from work and as I’m walking up to my apartment, he runs up to me with two fistfuls of grass and yells DON’T STEP ON THIS GRASS IT’S FOR THE BUNNIES and drops it in the middle of the sidewalk and i’m just like okay!! :D

this morning I left for work and I heard a tapping noise, so I looked up and he was in the second floor window waving goodbye

today I was walking to my door and he ran up to me and yelled DID YOU KNOW SOMEONE IS COMING and i was like WHOA NO WHO’S COMING

and he tells the girl beside him YOU TELL HIM so she tells me “there’s a guide coming! and he’s invisible!” and ofc i’m like WHOA THAT’S SO COOL and the boy tells me that he’s arriving by helicopter. and the helicopter is also invisible and you can’t hear it either! so I ask why he’s coming and they tell me it’s because it’s his birthday and he’ll be here at exactly 6:00

they’re gonna ring my doorbell at 6 so I can tell the invisible man in the invisible helicopter happy birthday before he flies away

so i said happy birthday to him and they showed me his invisible helicopter and then informed me that I misheard them and that the invisible man was, in fact, God

okay so TODAY i came home from work and he came up to me and was like “i rang your doorbell earlier” and so I told him I wasn’t home and asked what he needed me for and he was like

“i had a question”

so I was like alright what was your question

and he goes “do you have a kitchen?” and I was like… uhh yeah I’ve got a kitchen

and he was like okay and walked away

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David Bowie - Interview - Afternoon plus - 1979  [x]

Not much has changed in the way people treat bisexuality smh

“are you bisexual” “yes” “i’m not sure i understand” “I’m bisexual” “what do you mean” “ThAT I AM BISEXUAL”

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Fanfic: has nice tags, good summary
Me: looks promising
Me: *starts reading* ooh this seems good
Me: *continues reading* ...wait
Me: ...
Me: i've read this
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grawly

Each one of the Golden Girls represents one of the seven deadly sins

theres only 4

Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Wrath, Envy, Pride.

That’s 7. 

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soupslurp

nono there’s only 4 golden girls you silly goose

i dont see the problem here

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okay i need to break out of character from this post to say this reply is genuinely incredibly fucking funny

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greelin

i know what you all are thinking, “this tool’s gonna play wonderwall like every other douche with a guitar”, i just want you to know im not like that. im not one of those guys. anyways heres creep by radiohead

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