be a little kinder

me: i think i will go fishing in minecraft :)

the michael jones that has lived inside my brain since 2013: fæsh

a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you're best friends

i love when pets huff or sigh dramatically. like i am sorry. you're so right. you live such a laborious life. it must be so difficult to take naps and get pet and fed treats and played with all day. really a packed schedule youve got there boss. how do you manage it all. well no matter i'd say it's time for your well earned 7th afternoon nap

hey guys super broke and between jobs so i’m taking on any kind of digital commissions. check out my art tag tagged “art tag” for more of my work. i have paypal and venmo. reblogs are super appreciated

I do not respect the grind. Go to bed

hey gu🐇ys wait what was that.

many helpful reports from our teams in the field

my pet dollar

i deposit her in the bank every morning snd withdrawl her every evening its like daycare

I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

I'm about to have a wii fit

drinkw ater highly recomend

people on tumblr love adding "this is the funniest comment ive ever read" "every part of this image hits like a truck" "okay but can we talk about (lists all the things that make a joke funny)" in the comments. why dont you keep your voice down and let the posts wash over you in blissful silence

gnome

what was that. did you guys see that

wtf

Whats a girl gotta do to be a boy around here

he'd be on here with a lana del rey profile pic and if it didnt say like 48 in his bio he'd just be instinguishable from any other type of tumblr mutual and he'd come on here every day posting like "still havent fucked that old man" and we'd be like nooo 😭 dont give up king 🥺

we changed your gate number because we hate you

Goochy my love

goochy...