I got a 58. Smh “had your butt cheeks fondled”
@myself: why the fuck do you want him so bad
Smart and lazy is a horrible combination that results in disappointed teachers, exasperated friends and a whole lot of bad doodling
Oh shit this was literally me in school
Don’t forget those angry parents and half finished homework assignments crumpled in your binders
Im smart and tired I want to do good but i dont feel like trying anymore
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DANIEL RADCLIFFE IS MY FAVORITE PERSON ALIVE
Reblog this if you're gay and don't have a Valentine.
Patronize these kids at your own risk.
i believe it is attempting to establish contact
Stargate (1994)
*blank Grindr profile that’s 60m away*
“I liked your jacket the other day”
good boys loving boys things:
-sharing all your clothes
-the warm feeling of hearing him say “my boyfriend” and thinking “oh, that’s me”
-accidentally getting the same haircut
-being unafraid to be gentle and soft with each other
-feeling secure and handsome because he looks at you like you’re the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen
-hearing him whisper “im so gay”
-having people call you “friends” and giving each other The Look™
-cuddles
-understanding each other in the midst of a world that doesn’t understand you.
imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason
imagine praying to God and going to church
Job interviewer: So what are your qualifications for this position?
Me: