me: [on first date] so…….. do u want to watch 49.7 hours of parks and recreation with me

Tonight 6-6-15

welcome to applebees would you like apples or bees?

“Bees?”

“HE PICKED THE BEES!!” *chefs angrily shake jars of bees*

All men benefit from women’s reinforced fear of being hurt for saying no.

read it again and again

Understand that this applies even to non-sexual situations. Women are more likely to be asked for favors from coworkers. Regular “can you file this for me” / “can you cover my shift” / “can you finish up this paperwork” workplace favors. Men are less likely to return those favors. Women are more likely to be seen as “difficult to work with” if they refuse to do favors when requested. Being viewed as ungenerous has negative social and professional consequences.

So yes, even gay men benefit. All men benefit from women’s reinforced fear of being hurt, not just physically, but also socially and professionally, for saying no to anything at all.

Re: above; just in case it looks like I’m just pulling facts out of my ass, here are my sources:

http://blogs.wsj.com/atwork/2013/10/29/women-work-and-the-girl-scout-tax/

http://thinkprogress.org/economy/2013/10/30/2858091/women-workers-favors/

http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/2013/01/06/women_do_favors_more_than_men.html

http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/men-are-less-likely-be-asked-favors-workplace-get-more-appreciation-helping

Hey to my peeps who have a hard times with reality, remember that:

Mirrors dont work while youre dreaming

Phones/TV/computer screens dont work  while youre dreaming

books dont work while youre dreaming (the letters will keep moving)

 If you ever feel like youre dreaming remember this

If you are dreaming you lose your ability to read because your language centers responsible for reading written letters are dormant.

Any time you are reading something, no matter what it says, it means you are awake and that whatever you are going through right now is real.

Thank you

When I realized this, it helped a lot! Reblog to help someone out.

ayo white folks. tomorrow is the whiteout. 

#unfollow me if you are participating tbh

i took photos of myself doing inappropriate things in public part 2

(don’t remove the caption sorry)

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

This didn’t go the direction I expected. It was much better.

i think that performing an aesthetic (any aesthetic) is only healthy and fun as long as you enjoy the process. if your look is breaking your bank account or breaking your spirit, if it’s sucking up time and energy you’d rather spend on other things, then it’s a burden and...

The Food Network Show I Want

4 chefs complete in a contest to determine who is the best.

But they are not given certain ingredients they must use. They can use whatever they want.

They are given… the name of the dish.

The judge says, “Make me ‘Purple Nirvana’” and we get to watch one chef make au gratin blue potatoes, another make a blueberry shortcake, etc. The worst dish is eliminated until one chef wins.

I would watch the hell out of this omg

she keep me worm

1 dick vs 42 suprisingly confusing furries

how to dissapoint a frog

we never ask ourselves ” what is sonic running away from? ” who hurt sonic, and why can’t he commit

In science we were doing a PowerPoint on the decrease in frog population and I put pepe in and asked my teacher if I should change it and she said “no, “I like the sadness in his eyes”

sometimes before it gets better, the darkness gets bigger

the person that you’d take a bullet for is behind the trigger