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why are you so boyfriends
where do you think the wattpad fanfic writers got it from
Another egregious example
this is insane girl what is this from. who wrote this
this was IN THE GUARDIAN
christ. what is it about these men that makes people, PROFESSIONAL PEOPLE, lose their minds and start talking like 13 year old girls on wattpad
twin skeletons or something like that
[guy who likes to help everyone always but is also suicidal and some sort of pervert voice] no yeah you can drink my blood. It’s fine
this is what we like to call “containing multitudes.”. which i do. I do not contain blood anymore however
i just posted this like 30 minutes ago. Give me time to breathe damn
bishops knife trick live debut!!!!!!!!
(omaha 4/5/24, fobcord stream)
Rpf is fine if its mozart and salieri
I cant make a single goddamn post on this website without people connecting it to pete wentz or whatever that guy is. Let me live. This is about amadeus. Amadeus yaoi.
Truly there is honestly no shippier moment in their entire repertoire than when they thought it would be a good idea to shout "tell me you like boys like me better in the dark lying on top of you" at each other.
And then they did it, like, live and in public.
patrick is assigned the role of pete's piano butler
realizing that my tags for all of recent p2 development are just variations of ‘what the fuck’
sometimes people will just improvise "i'm reduced to the words you've used for me" live onstage with no context, no filter, and then one day you will want to apply it somewhere and, even if you've gotten to the point where you're alright with explaining "oh this line that fundamentally changed me as a person was taken from a smutty doctor who fanfic" how do you explain you took this one from a segment of a concert where the lyricist and the main composer who are also the bassist and lead singer/rhythm guitar have a little exchange between each other presumably initially to calm the nerves of the latter before he launches into a short solo intermission because the former while doing the stage design wanted him to have a moment, which is a fact that has been mentioned repeatedly and fondly by said composer. This format had been going on for around 60 concerts and the leg of the tour where it happened had been increasingly escalating in openly flirting with each other at an exponential rate, but really this goes back way further and you could trace it to a 22 years and ongoing intricate courtship ritual, from 2 guys* (you certainly do not have time to explain pete wentz's relationship to gender here) in a band that's been together for 20 years and is made out of soulmates and the power of friendship and love and you deeply wish you were putting on a bad yu gi oh impression but no they are really like that. To cosmic degrees sometimes. Perhaps it even counts as self insert fanfiction since the lyricist is fond of writing that shit live onstage. Maybe you can settle for "yeah. i took this from a fanfic. do not ask me the author or fandom.", that suddenly sounds so much simpler.
wait i missed today's riff, what happened???? who is barry bensonjash fsdfa
Barry B. Benson is the bee from bee movie, patrick was wearing a yellow jacket and a striped black and white t-shirt and a chicago stings hat so I called him Gay Barry B. Benson in a tag and reused it for the post lmao
The riff was Pete mentioning a lot of people were in great costumes tonight, so Patrick said it was "an especially good costume, i agree" about one of them and pete echoed "it's an especially good costume". To which Patrick stuttered that he was just agreeing there and pete said: "I know! I was agreeing back. and i not big on my vocabulary. I'm reduced, to the words you've used for me".
He then moves on to talking about their original plans to only do one leg of tourdust.
But oh no it's not over.
Just when you thought Pete was done with His Bullshit(TM) he turned to Patrick and added "You look especially good." and after patrick made a choked out noise he added "I always talk to the crowd. But you look especially good as well". Patrick said "I kinda figured you were talking to them". Pete then added something else that was unintelligible bc he mumbled it too softly at the mic and left with an "i'm out!"
And of course. The evening could not be completed without "then he's leaving!"
(x)
take it over baby, play us a song love, and you look especially good were three shows in a row. btw.
and their counterparts: look at you, i'm reduced to the words you've used for me
HELLO????
we can debate the ethics of rpf all day long but the bottom line that we can’t get away from is that its funny to edit black and white images of celebrities into the “rpf is fine” image with their name as the source
i have something to say
saturday (2003)
miss missing you (2013)
so much for stardust (2023)
the so much for stardust mv will feature the next p2 murder-suicide
thank you for your time
