Is president shoe laces a thing?

I saw a girl in Starbucks today with rainbow laces so I told her and she said she got them from the president and I’m so confused

The ancient words.

Have.

Been.

Spoken!

Ducklings: MOMOMOMOMOMOMOMMMMM

Mama: It’s okay. Just… Jump

Absolutely Love This Video

Translation: “I am fucking tired of the soviet car industry” *the standard effect of touching a soviet car* *laughs in russian*

I can’t get over the sheer poetry of how the car falls apart - the perfect chain reaction escalating as it travels round.

This shit was so funny

Lls

Im screaming at the way the other woman signed vagina

i’m the kids 

This new format rules

Frankie was being naughty, so he got a timeout. I don’t think he’s happy about it.

it be like that sometimes 

Dolce & Gabbana with classic inspiration

Mr. Hozier, ladies and gentlemen

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh...hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

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