pokemon fag and pokemon dyke
taylor alison swift could never be a fucking lesbo im not even sorry about it . worlds straightest woman . shes like if you made a robot specifically designed to top the music charts by writing the worlds lamest most uninspired songs that make people go fucking insane trying to find hidden meanings when there is none
if i see her get called butch one more time im committing treason
Ppl who had time for romance in high school we are so different. i was busy fighting for my life in my head
ho ho ho where did my motivation go
Obsessed with this
“Watch yourself, Nikolai,” Mal said softly. “Princes bleed just like other men.”
Nikolai plucked an invisible piece of dust from his sleeve. “Yes,” he said. “They just do it in better clothes.”
happy holidays → @kimbrleyhart ♡
Guy Fieri is the only man who has never let me down
Shout out to trans women who aren't computer scientists or musicians or avant-garde artists or whatever.
Shout-out to tgirls who work at Taco Bell. Thank u queen, society would collapse without you
“He knew he was faltering, trying to keep his footing. Everything in his life was temporary, ungrounded. Language itself had lost its solidity; it had become think, contingent, slippery, a viscid film on which he was sliding around like an eyeball on a plate. An eyeball that could still see, however. That was the trouble.”
— Margaret Atwood, Oryx and Crake (via chatfish)
when people who only follow me on normie social medias are like ‘wow you’re never online you barely ever post’ im always like :) thank you :) yes I am extremely offline. without mentioning that I spend like 15 hours a day posting nonsense on a barely functional social media app that most people think shut down in 2018
Finally jumping on a bandwagon.
Agnes Loonstra