Bad Vibes Only

Being alone in a new apartment is always weird but doing it alone is extra weird and bad

failed my bechdel test AND my prostate exam 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 #finalsweek

Fortnite, are you sure about this? Did you think it through?

this made me laugh so hard

Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So

when u use cgi blood u r literally depriving ur horror actors of enrichment which is essential to their health

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

we dont even get 9/11 off of work. like i guess you were never THAT sad about it

stop doing coke with these jokes and come smoke crackula with dracula