Written by James Miller. Art by The Oatmeal.

me when the demon in my room tries to scare me in the middle of the night

I hope whoever you choose in 2018 chooses you too.

tumblr mobile has been loading gradients based on pictures as placeholders when it cant instantly load the image itself and like with how this website is i can’t tell if they’re just aesthetic posts or not

Be your own daddy, make your own sugar.

You are...

Aries- The initiator, the warrior, the baby, the fast paced, the clumsy footsteps, the blunt, the protector, the first, the empiricist, the adventurer. 

Taurus- The Sensuous, The loyal, the clairessence, the nostalgic, the steadfast, the consistent, the determined, the creative, the subtly authoritative, the internalized. 

Gemini- The trickster, the changeable, the twins, the doppelganger, the nonsensical, the curious, the witty, the intellectual, the trouble maker, the sociable. 

Cancer- The retrospective, the nurturer, the unstable, the lunar, the sensitive, the intuitive, the protector, the compassionate, the devoted, the homely. 

Leo- The theatrical, the ego, the benevolent, the loyal, the self critical, the truthful, the royal, the generous, the cheerful, the expressive.

Virgo- The internalized, the analytical, the helpful, the caring, the server, the compulsive, the attentive to detail, the worrier, the thoughtful, the dedicated.

Libra- The charmer, the socialite, the undecided, the balanced, the graceful, the diplomat, the intellectual, the creative, the romantic, the easy going.

Scorpio- The private, the paranoid, the oracle, the passionate, the tenacious, the investigator, the isolated, the committed, the omniscient, the obsessive. 

Sagittarius- The philosopher, the comic, the optimistic, the nomad, the wanderer, the free spirit, the freedom fighter, the restless, the blunt, the truth finder. 

Capricorn- The climber, the determined, the practical, the hard working, the provider, the organised, the internalized, the realistic, the clockwork, the composed. 

Aquarius- The eccentric, the futuristic, the humanitarian, the alien, the intellectual, the independent, the impartial, the objective, the electric, the detached.  

Pisces- The Clairvoyant, the believer, the empathetic, the hippy, the malleable, the artistic, the escapist, the stoner, the pacifist, the understanding. 

Sylvia Plath (via wordsnquotes)

The Times of London actually does its readers a grave disservice by cleaning up Trump’s words to make him sound coherent. What he says, and how he says it, are inextricably linked and the Times should not have edited his rambling, often contradictory statements into something that a reasonable person would have said, because it creates a false impression for its readers.

I wish there were more fathers like that.

how in ten seasons did no one kill Ross

Darryl for most underappreciated character

lmaoooo

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