fool me once, shame on u; fool me twice, shame on u again for taking advantage of my compassionate & forgiving nature!!!!!! how dare u
no offense but i’m literally starving for affection but when people give it to me i can’t accept it as valid because i’m worried i’ve manipulated their perception of me by only portraying myself a certain way and feeling like this portrayal of myself is an imposter and makes me disingenuous and not deserving of the affection they give me.
@ life
my sense of humor:
- suggesting “kill them” as punishment for an extremely disproportionate crime (”he stole my eraser” “kill him”)
- staring at an object that has fallen over for a prolonged amount of time and with inordinate disappointment
- *points at a garbage can* “that’s me”
- zooming really far into someone’s face on snapchat
- *something minorly inconveniencing happens* “@god what did I ever do to you”
- “what are you doing” “my best”
- shortening words that are already shorter versions of other words (ex: thank, congrat, welc)
- “Bees?”
Dogs just make me cry
Cute Dog Takes a Second to Understand Joke, but Enjoys it Anyway
just because you don’t look like somebody who you think is attractive doesn’t mean you aren’t attractive. flowers are pretty but so are christmas lights and they look nothing alike
I don’t think anyone could’ve said it in a better way
I reblog these things in the hope that someday I will grow to believe them.
is this hamilton