Whoever wrote this, slayed so hard with all these statements, truer words have never been spoken

Ximena being great at all types of cooking.

And we thank her for that

Got his ass together in three words

Okay but frog genitalia are internal whereas male rats have among the largest proportionate ballsacks of any animal.

This feels like the start to a horror movie and I love it

Been a good while since I stitched my first shitpostsampler pattern. Here’s a dump: part 1

They’re also displayed on my instagram: sisestitch

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@delightfully-difficult-pirate

Everything is Fine. Art by Lisa Sterle, from the Modern Witch Tarot.

If she needs a live target, I volunteer as tribute.

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

you know… these guys

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

@fanotastic more worms

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

Fuck you guys.

My fellow fuckers, I present you-

The worm curtain is GAY

Graham Norton: Nice to see a man with that much arm pit hair crying

And RIP UK. You were brave

GUYS!!!!! GAYS!!!!!! WE DID IT!!!!

That televoting was an exercise in shitposting.

The supercool Maneskin in tears at the end there though. I LOVE IT.

It's been coming for a while, and It's fully deserved. Well done to Italy.

Me fearing a French ballad would win but then Italy won

The real winner was the public.

This is a brutal way of announcing points I love it

ZERO POINTS FOR EVERYONE! EVERYONE GETS ZERO POINTS!!!!