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Agatha Writes

@agatharights / agatharights.tumblr.com

Agatha. Sleepy, queer, and potentialy cursed. I'm gonna level with you, I don't tag for shit or curate anymore because I'm pretty much only on mobile and this is more just a place for me to toss my own stuff or funnies I spot. If you want things I spent more than half a second on, you have to go to my artblog @agathaarts. Also you cannot @ me I turned notifications off the year I joined Tumblr and I will not turn them back on ever. You have to directly message me things if you want me to see them and hope I actually check messages more than once a week bye
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odddogs

“I don’t know what to say other than that I LOVE her. She FEELS like she should be normal. But I’ve never seen a pit head on a sighthound body before.”

haha if you’ve never seen pit/sight hound mixes i recommend you looking up bull lurchers and bull arabs it’s actually a very popular cross for hunting dogs but nevertheless i respect your refined sense of taste! this lady does just have a touch of unexpectedness about her that i find mystifying indeed, her tiny scoop nose is my favorite part

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Everything is 5% off in the ShopShifty store this week!

Coupon applies automatically at checkout! This works for Junk Boxes and sticker packs, too!

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simon-roy

An excerpt from the guidebook section of REFUGIUM, the new graphic novel @jordankwalker, Sergey Nazarov, and myself have been slaving over this past year! Jordan was the main xenobiological art director on this project, and his words and pictures are entwined with the core of the tale...

At a week in, our campaign for the hardcover print version of this story is standing at a whopping 175% funded, with over $44k CAD raised and 570 people backing us! If you're interested, head on over to the page for the kickstarter, here:

And if you're keen on it, we're holding an alien design contest for inclusion in the book - make an alien based on the clades outlined above, and post it with the hashtag #refugium2024 before friday, and you're set up to be included in the hardcover printing (and to get a free copy of the book yourself!)

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son1c

i just found out tumblr was storing over three GIGABYTES of cookies on my device without me knowing and that's why it's been running so fucking slow recently... incredible. anyways everyone go clear your fucking cookies. don't let this website run a goddamn video game's worth of disc space in the background for no good reason.

on firefox: settings → search "cookies" → scroll down → "manage cookies" → tumblr should be at the very top because of how much space it's taking → select it → clear cookies → save changes. done

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lakevida

nothing makes me feel more well adjusted than hearing about the problems that straight people in the periphery of my life are always having

my aunt's new guy broke into my ex uncle's garage and filled his bowling balls with caulk

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Horses just be standing around in fields naked eating some of that sweet sweet grass

What a life

Do centaurs graze

Can u just catch a centaur grabbing that green shit from the ground and shoving it into thier mouth hole

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bittertits

centaurs do not graze. their human faces are not designed for chomping cellulose all day. from this we can infer that they have an omnivorous digestive system to match, and thus a narrower abdomen than horses. centaurs are sleek, deadly consumers of everything but grass unless they have an extra horse head growing out the human tummy in which case all bets are off

actually, every single reply to this post is either wrong or a coward, so here’s my nuclear take

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goatard

I wasn’t ready for that first image…

I sure as HELL wasn’t ready for the second one

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amanda-fior

For the first time in Saint Louis Zoo history, a cheetah has given birth to 8 cheetah cubs .

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Awww look at their faces! I want to cuddle them!!

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But I wont. 

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homunyas
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