It's Not French, but It's Still Sexy

Rest in peace.

Me as a Disney Character ✨

Same af

Thomas (singing): I want adventure in the great wide somewhere….

Person with phone: You can do that, no one’s stopping you.

Thomas (still singing): But not today ‘cause I am tired……

BYE IS THIS REAL

The only time I will allow a Kardashian on my blog

Oh MY GOD

Sage advice. See more highlights from Drake’s SNL.

Watch: Poet G Yamazawa nails what it’s like to grow up in the U.S. as the child of immigrants.

woah

EVERY BODY NEEDS TO HEAR THIS

Everyone needs Laverne cox to come to their house and spit truth in front of the mirror

Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and arguing that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so beautiful. 

Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, they’re amazing.

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I love history.

Role models tho.

The gay one

No, but this is one of my absolute favorite bits of history! 

The courtesan named was named Phryne and she was indeed a renowned beauty, and was indeed was put on trial for a capital crime. And yes, the sum of her defense consisted of her stripping in court (helped by her lover/defendant) and asking the jury (all males) if they were prepared to destroy this. 

But this is actually a very interesting case of Values Dissonance - the capital crime she was accused of was blasphemy. In Ancient Greek society, exceptional beauty was a sign of favor from the gods, and they took the idea that beauty indicated goodness with great seriousness. They even called their nobles Kaloi k'Agathoi, “the Beautiful and the Good.” 

So by showing off her great physical beauty, Phryne was being very clever indeed, her argument essentially being “How could I possibly commit blasphemy if the gods have given me this body?“ 

God, I adore history. 

”If these tits are legit, you must acquit.”

Finn kisses

cant forget kylo

This 17-Year-Old Cat Is The Laziest Internet Star In Japan

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Donna for the new BBC Sherlock.

I would watch the hell out of that. Make it happen please.

Only if Tom is Watson

yes please