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task manager kill this man

this is what it feels like to earn all 3 badges tbh

what do you know of loss?

no words for how much I adore these two characters and the ways their journeys parallel one another's... take this as part character study (what if they helped each other heal!) and part ship content (they were made for each other...) anyways. the shadowzel illness never stops

i love digesting lactose it’s so easy to do

fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

This post is to Easter what a Geiger counter is to radiation.

all drow women know is contemplate they skull, tend to mushrooms, express violence, adjust armor, plot future, and be bothered by the sun.

“counterspell” or as i like to call it “Nuh uh”

wagging my finger and everything

talk to the mage hand

02/20 - Happy Birthday Clear ! 🥺

Your last prayer—ten thousand years late(r)

New jobs are fun because you’re asking questions like ummmmm how do you open. A door

experiencinge the inevitable consequonces of my misdeeds

i stay up late to be happy for a few more hours