i believe in afrolatina carmen supremacy

Every night at eleven I have to choose between enjoying the sweet embrace of slumber or staying up late to do something enriching and fun that I wouldn’t otherwise have the opportunity to do. And every night at eleven I take the secret third option of “doing nothing on my phone until one in the morning.”

when in fics they say two characters gave each other a look this is always what i envision in my head

Honorary bad kids!

why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording

ONE BOP THIS TIME

well maybe you should figure that out before reposting someone elses artwork

easy solution

[ID: A tag reading: #idk who made the art :( /End ID]

legitimately so scary that i just made a doctors appointment for 2025. you mean the far distant sci fi future 2025? you mean the pacific rim 2025? you mean i have to go to the doctor while giant robots are fighting the fucking kaiju? fuck all the way offfffffff

I had an interesting night last night

I’m so glad I have tumblr gold so I can view this post

Tumblr gold users rise up

me when people don’t know that tumblr gold is real

I love tumblr gold

Truly the best

Tumblr gold is amazing

The people of pelican town live happy, uninteresting lives, completely unaware that 300 metres below their feet, the Farmer is screaming like a banshee as they sprint through the abandoned mine system, slaughtering otherworldly creatures like they're the main character in DOOM Eternal

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

well, i know about lump fish

Good to see we’re all on the same page

demetrius: can someone do something about the catfish having nasty reproductive sex in the lake :(

pam: oughg i wannab get FFUCKEDD up on them potaters

"not enough people are buying video games because of piracy" perhaps it has to due with the "unfinished game that you have to buy DLC to get basic features for" business model

man people from this country are so fucking cool

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Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated

smad.

there are two types of people

i’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

people love to complain about sex scenes in tv shows and violence in movies when the real danger is scenes that make you feel second hand embarrassment.