do celebrities ever get called for jury duty? imagine having shaquille o’neal declare you guilty
get slammed in two courts at once
Person: “I’m 6ft tall”
me: *tries to imagine six subway sandwiches on top of eachother*
you-are-not-evil
Haha, yeah that should be my username. ^^
Thank you guys for following me. I appreciate you so much. 🩷🌹
The best cure for a dry mouth is a wet vagina.
or water …. freak ho ass
singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth
then it just becomes a soap opera
*forgets what I just said while it’s still coming out of my mouth*
if you’re reading this i love you and i believe in you
one time in freshman year my biology teacher was teaching us about chromosomal disorders and apparently some women can have three X chromosomes and she went to go look up some pictures of what some women afflicted with this condition look like. unfortunately my teacher typed in “XXX females” and that worked about just as well as you’d expect
[texts back three years later] haha not much what about you