*straight man voice* you want me to EAT my ice cream with a PINK spoon???? you might as well shove TEN COCKS right up my ASS
i drew a pigeon on ms paint when my internet stopped working do you guys like it
i drew pigeon some papaya to eat
I drew pigeon a friend
he brings kiwi
crow brings a single cherry to the party because it was so last minute and this is all he had in his nest
robin was going to bring a slice of bread that she found in the park but she ate it on the way there
can greg come too?
Fun game:
Replace āFatherā in Christian texts with āDaddyā
āOur Daddy who art in heaven, hallowed be thy nameā
āforgive me, daddy, for i have sinnedā
āBut when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Daddy, who is unseen. Then your Daddy, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. - Matthew 6:6ā
shoutout to paris hilton for not abandoning herĀ āmicropigāĀ
when it turned out that it was a normal piggy who grew up to be a big fat fatty piggu
Actually thatās pretty standard size for a micro pig. Pigs are ENORMOUS, dude. The average pig on a farm is 7 feet long and over 700 lbs. A normal pig would be much bigger than Hilton.
EDIT: This is a photo of the worldās smallest recognized breed of pig, the kune kune. Iām sorry cartoons lied to you all.
This is the pot bellied pig, another famousĀ āsmallā breed.
This is your average adult pig.
Big oleā pigs.
Reblogging because I feel so misinformed about pigs right now. My life is a lie.
So I found this caterpillar on my way to class
Weāre bros
I named him chicken nugget
Aaaa heās turning a duller colorā¦ I hope heās alright
So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isnāt messing around
update hes entirely yellow now
i made him a tube room
hes crawlin all over the place checking it out
its happening
False alarm he moved a bit This guy
??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna
whats he doing
its happening part 2 For Real This Time
chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway
i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone
sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now
hes been chillin like this for a couple daysĀ
hes been in cocoon for 10 days now ššš
let me know how heās doing soon
HES BUSTIN OUT
im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up
hope he doesnt party too hardĀ
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hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage
CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!
I had to post this whole thread because this is the definition of a wholesome post. šššš
I love this
Bunnies love flowers š¼
The Jonathan Ross Show
Liliās miraculous discovery.
Person recording:Ā āWhat was it, Lili?ā
Lili:Ā āPotatoes might be the secret recipe to fries!ā
God DAMN