I'm an adult.

wonder what Jennamarbles is up to these days

hm

11:55

In which Tom isn’t good at anagrams

Based on this (x)

I have no words

It’s the full version. XD

The best fucking thing I’ve ever seen

Gordon Ramsey has settled the candy corn debate once and for all.

Howl’s Moving Castle (2004)- Flying Scene Animation done by Studio Ghibli Sophie: Emily Mortimer Howl: Christian Bale

Omg unmute this and watch the entire thing

LMAOOOO

Holy shit hahaha fasterorpheus09

i was NOT expecting that

lawful good: sleeping with fan off and blanket off when its hot chaotic evil: sleeping with fan on and blanket on when its hot

me after sending a risky text and realizing my message was read 9 minutes ago with no response 

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

WHAT

Sensational.

Remarkable.

it’s a real word

you: pussy

me, an intellectual: pusillanimous

its the cash Biden reblog in 30 seconds for money in your future