How to get BF

Step 1: Throw a spear at him

Step 2: Watch him fall for you

SCREAMING AT THE SUN

HOW DARE IT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN ME

who was i before anime

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this is a harvest mouse appreciation post

literally the cutest animal ever in history look at this lil fuzz

tiny bean ! friendly bean

they climb on basically everything. probably to get closer to kiss u

if this mouse gets any more disney than this it will probably break out into song

just look at this tiny nugget !!!

harvest mice use their tails for stability while climbing but also to be unnecessarily cute. this deters predators

tiny feet !!!!! tiny toes !

momma with itty puffs

kisses !! 1 hit KO

they are literally too small how dare

harvest mice !!!

harvest mice !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

harv e s t  m i c e  !! ! !!!

thankyou for your time

@neonthebright

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(*namikoshi voice* no coffee is bitter so it’s not good i’m sry to break it to u akech-chan :/) (*namikoshi cat voice* meooow (that means ‘kiss me’ in cat language))

(*namikoshi crying* akech-kun!! ur my broboyfriend too i love u so much pls don’t ever lev me!! *hugs the akech* *koba voice in the bg* gay)

Spice Up His Life omg (fave) and yes he was mine too!! especially bc he was like a father for him!! (pls make a wink-sensei redemption arc and w/ that i mean let him be satorus dad) and i screamed too when he did the wink everything was just so perfect great ending 10/5 would cry again (parent-child dynamic is so good! It’s just a shame that a majority of people make it romantic like pls don’t no) (*satoru voice* u r mean dad i want all the candy) (boku dake was so good and it was one of the rare times where i was really satisfied w/ the ending ~!) all the servants r rushing in and preparing the weeding koba gets to decide on a dress namikoshi takes care of flowers arrangements and drags akechi across the floor to get him dressed

akechi gets like rly straight (hah) not fluffy hair and it just looks too weird and namikoshi is heartbroken bc no fluffy hair (who are super gay and hopefully nOT die) make akechi cry either way just let him cry ( yeah! tho sadly i couldn’t rly understand anything bc no japanese skills) ((fave!!) *akechi looking at namikoshi w/ glasses* who tf r u anyway) (also the new manga chapters r so gay and good im glad. also im not too sure about the translation but i think at that part where akechi came to namikoshi’s house namikoshi was like ‘kobayashi-kun i don’t know how to put it into words how happy i felt at that time. millions of words wouldn’t be able to describe…what it was like’ and koba just looks at him and wow that was rly gay namikosh-chan chill)

aND THANK YOU SO MUCH AGAIN FOR THE PRESENT!!! it was great and id never thought id get to see a rk fic ever again thank u you’re the best!!!! ❤

(*akechi voice* shut up bitter food is good im going to live my whole life drinking this coffee to Ease My Sorrows Away namikosh chan!!) (*employee voice* hes saying kiss me *akechi voice* nO WAY IM NOT A FURRY)

(*namikoshi sheds a tear* you’re mean kobayashi kun but also true)

lms if u want to Spice Up Your Life too (except please don’t kill) i feel like he’s my fav but also i feel like a disappointed mom (i feel sad because i want a redemption arc but it’d only work in the anime because the manga made him get a death penalty but please do redemption arc where hes satoru’s dad) also same i cried watching the ending im still dead inside i can’t even look at gifs of it rip (also same i just want to see parent-child dynamic. satoru stays up too long drawing his manga & yashiro is all “no son go to sleep” but its full of romantic things and i die inside) (its like. my otp but also parent-child dynamic otp… totally not romantic) (*sensei voice* no satoru i worked hard to get this candy i stole bought it you can steal buy some if you want a lot of it) (the end was so good i’m still dying inside though. also there’s a spin-off manga that’ll start in july so im looking forward to that too) akechi sobs as namikoshi dresses him up. how could he fail in parenting like that???

akechi’s hair is straight (unlike him) and namikoshi won’t cuddle with akech because no fluff fluff. akech is forever alone…. (if they kill them im gonna scream let akechi propose to namikoshi on the top of the tower) even better. let akechi cry happy tears because he loves namikoshi so much (its ok i understand i sometimes look up spoilers but don’t understand because tfw no japanese skills) (*namikoshi, heartbroken* its me akechi chan ;; ) (im glad they’re gay too but also im panicking because it looks like the manga might end and oh bo y. also holy shit koba also same because namikoshi probably doesn’t admit that he means a lot to akechi smh)

also you’re welcome!!!! i was getting excited about wanting you to read it and im glad you liked it <3 !!!

(*namikoshi voice* u can’t coffee away all ur emo problems akech-kun!! that’s not healthy drink some milk)(*nameowkoshi voice* meoow :3c (that means ‘it’s too late to escape ur inner furry now akech-kun’)

(*akechi voice* ur bf is even gayer than us koba shounen so shut)

i’d totally need The Spice (bc hamster r cute) same!! like i knew he was the murderer but i was also like ‘maybe he isn’t tho, maybe he just has all these shady scenes bc he’s trying to hide his enormous amout of candy’ (and yes let him be satorus proud dad who makes spice and murder puns and winks too much pls) and the soundtrack that played during the ending just made everything so much more emotional i’m thankful for such an good anime thx (satoru doesn’t want to go to sleep bc he still has to add the shojou sparkles so dadshiro helps him drawing the sparkles tho he’s terrible at it) (*satoru voice* dad u have a rly weird tone in ur voice but ok ill ask mom for money to buy candy) (anD HOLY SHIT REALLY??! do you know what it will be about??! but aaaa i’m sure it’s going to be good i hope it will get translated!) namikoshi invites black lizard and shadow-man to the wedding too and he cries even more. everything in his life goes wrong

namikosh won’t say it but he cries quietly in his sleep bc akech doesn’t have the fluff fluff anymore ( pls!! let koba realize this whole shit is stupid and tell namikosh that akech is rly gay for him and akechi proposes and they ride off into the sunset) yES!!1!1! akechi cries happy tears bc he finally has his bf back and doesn’t have to be emo anymore (ok maybe a little bit emo still) (i’m glad i’m not alone imagine if i could have the japanese skills so i wouldn’t have to cry at every kanji that has like 16 strokes) (*akechi squints* u sound suspiciously a lot like an older version of my bf from 3 years ago who’s ded so who r u??!) (same i don’t want it to end bc i have no life w/o rk what am i gonna do if it finally ends??be a productive member of society??!(no) even koba realizes the gay why won’t namikoshi realize the gay either smh)

!!!!💗💗💗💗

(*akechi voice* milk is disgusting i don’t want to drink it) (*akechi voice* IM NOT A FURRY NAMIKOSH CHAN *employee voice* aww you understand what he’s saying now)

(*kobayashi voice* um my bf might be gay but he’s not as gay as you akech senpai u always play that gay song)

i’d want a spice too but also i’ve never had a pet apart from birds so :/ tbh idk if i didn’t suspect him because i suspected him & only went to the murderer reveal chapter & i was all “oh shit” (*sensei voice* once they find out about my candy theyre gonna make fun of me bc im an adult & candy is for children oh shit gotta hide it) (i’d die for a redemption arc i feel like he’d be a good dad like. he was but he’d be a better one if he didn’t do the thing) im still emotional over everything it was more dramatic than the manga (sontoru complains that they look bad & doesn’t let him draw more dadshiro is sad but He Tried) (*sensei voice* ……ok then…… *sensei internally* he didn’t get my hint) (it didn’t mention what it was about but it said ‘events that didn’t appear in the main story’ so im hoping that its good) he tries to shoo them but namikoshi yells at him because it’s rude. akech sheds a tear (like if u cry everytim)

akechi hears his cries but he doesn’t know why (koba makes the ship extra canon please let them get married koba) lowkey emo akechi except he’s only edgy & not sad because his bf is here (i wish i could know all languages tbh so i wouldn’t be able to die) (*namikoshi voice* akech chan how dare u think im dead) (idk what to do when everything ends it kills me. *namikoshi voice* akech kun makes me feel all blushy & happy what does this mean koba kun *kobayashi voice* it means ur gay)

(*namikoshi shoving the milk in in his face* DRINK. THE. MILK!!!!) (*akechi voice as he sinks to the ground* o oh my god….i AM a furry!!!!!)

(*akechi voice* noone is gayer than hashiba but also tru. also it was namikosh’s song in the first place so he’s gayer)

aaaaa birds are really cute!! what kind did you have?? and i feel, i also would want to have a cat but my whole family is against it so :’/ the murderer reveal chapter is great but especially bc of ‘this isn’t my car’ (i’ll never not laugh) (*yashiro drags a bodyback across the snow and sees policemen* shit *policeman voice* umm sir what r u doing *opens the bodybag* *50000 candy fall out* holy shit) (yeah i wish he wouldn’t have discovered The Spice in his life but maybe he wouldn’t have been the same yashiro then but yes he would’ve been a good dad) it was dramatic but probably not as dramatic as trying to burn down a bridge so u and ur son die (manga yashiro had no chill) no but for real i’m glad they changed that ending (dadshiro eases his sorrow away by eating all the candy. which was actually for satoru so he gets scolded) (*sontoru voice* mom i think dad tried to lowkey get me into shoplifting. again) (!!!!! that does sound good!!) kagami and nakamura arrive so akechi thinks he has an excuse ‘to work’ but namikosh invites them too and akechi screams bc he has to socialize more now (retweet if u scream everytim)

namikoshi tells him their relationship can’t go on w/o akechi’s fluff fluff. akechi does the ’:0’ (koba doesn’t realize hashiba’s g but he realizes the akenams pls give them ur blessings koba) he’s even able to laugh once in a while now but then everyone just looks at him bc wtf was that (truuu knowing all the languages would be the best) (*akechi voice* wait a sec only one person calls me akech chan…nAMIKOSH CHAN?????!!!! WHAT THE FUCK???!! I THOUGHT U R DEAD!!!)(i always dislike endings bc it’s over and also frustated if the ending isn’t well written or thought out enough rip) (*namikoshi voice* that’s not tru it’s not like i ever wanted to kiss him or anyth-….ok maybe i am gay but that doesn’t mean he is too!!)

(*akechi tries but he spits the milk to the floor*) (*employee voice* yes kiss the cat sir)

(*namikoshi voice* yeah but u played it a lot i only listened to it with my headphones)

we have budgies & another kind im not sure of (but they had three more baby birds & holy shit theyre cute) i kinda want a cat too tbh but also a rabbit ;; but i can’t get either so i suffer. ALSO YEAH ‘THIS ISN’T MY CAR’ MADE THE MOMENT HONESTLY (*police voice* but why put them in a bag as big as this *yashiro voice* where else to put 5000 candies) (partially i think it’s mostly because of his family?? i mean his parents were pretty much neglecting him & his brother so but yeah he’d be a good dad) in the manga it was more dramatic as in fucked up dramatic (maybe that’s why manga yashiro is more fucked up than anime yashiro) it was better to see that actually (dadshiro is a sad dad. sadshiro) (*sensei voice* no im not *sachiko looks at him suspiciously* *sensei sweats*) akechi screams & everyone tells him to shut up & keep this as a happy memory but he can’t (im screaming rn *retweets*)

akechi cries inside himself. his hair does the anime fluff hair thing. namikoshi is now :0 (to koba hashiba is being a friend please realize koba but also give the akenam your blessings) everyone is shocked except namikoshi but he’s also staring gayly at him because. wow what a cute laugh (i only know 3 but i forgot the third rip) (*namikoshi voice* I PRETENDED TO BE DEAD BC I LOVE TO SACRIFICE FOR YOU AKECH CHAN) (that kinda makes me think about dr because it’s ending this year & im. yelling) (*akechi voice* hashiba i feel like someone called me straight)

(*namikoshi voice softly but w/ a lot of feeling* what the fuck akech-kun…..don’t reject my love in form of milk) (*akechi voice* o-ok ill do it but if i die i’m going to sue you *hesitantly gives the nameowkoshi a small kiss*)

(*akechi voice* wtf namikosh-chan u r supposed to be on my side here and fyi it’s gayer to listen to it w/ headphones bc u hear the song more clearly so it’s g)

awwwwww that’s so cute!!! and baby birds are even cuter!! i especially love big birds they’re so fluffy!! rabbits are also great a friend used to have two and they were the most adorable things ever and yes i suffer w/ u i mean no offense but i’m pretty sure my life would be 12508x better if i had a pet. IT WAS JUST THIS DRAMATIC PANEL AND I DIDN’T GET WHY IT WAS SO DRAMATIC BUT YES FAVE (the policeman decides to let him go but only if he gives him some candies. yashiro punches him in the face) ( and yeah that’s true so just let all children w/ a shitty family go to a good family like satoru’s mom and the world would be a better place. dadshiro would be the best dad) ( i mean i don’t know all the differences between manga and anime but i think anime yashiro just decided to make a different choice than manga yashiro so it can be seen as an AU i think but it’s definitely more fucked up)(satoru wants to play w/ his dad. yashiro is happy. happshiro)(*satoru voice* it’s okay mom, i’m sure dad just wanted to steal candy so he can give it to the kids like a hero right?) hashiba and koba exchange vows. everyone is crying happy tears and cheers. akechi is just crying and screaming (fave)

namikoshi runs up to akechi and hugs hi(s fluffy hair)m. now they can finally be happy again (hashiba is the most obvious gay pls realize koba (ok but also in the drama cd koba actually tells hashiba that he likes him? did he mean it gay or not we may never now) koba is the priest at their wedding) (cu te fave!!) akechi realizes namikosh is staring at him gayly and he blushes and turns away bc he’s tsuntsun) (i have like 5 but i don’t think latin counts so)(*akechi voice*  WTF NAMIKOSH-CHAN I MOURNED U GAYLY FOR 3 YEARS FOR NOTHING??? AND WAT SACRIFICE WTF)(ooh has there been any new information on it yet? and yes i wonder how they’re going to end i hope they do it good too. also let there be naegi and komaeda interaction pls) (*hashiba voice* that’s not possible akechi-san u r they gayest person ik beside myself)

(*namikoshi voice* no coffee is bitter so it’s not good i’m sry to break it to u akech-chan :/) (*namikoshi cat voice* meooow (that means ‘kiss me’ in cat language))

(*namikoshi crying* akech-kun!! ur my broboyfriend too i love u so much pls don’t ever lev me!! *hugs the akech* *koba voice in the bg* gay)

Spice Up His Life omg (fave) and yes he was mine too!! especially bc he was like a father for him!! (pls make a wink-sensei redemption arc and w/ that i mean let him be satorus dad) and i screamed too when he did the wink everything was just so perfect great ending 10/5 would cry again (parent-child dynamic is so good! It’s just a shame that a majority of people make it romantic like pls don’t no) (*satoru voice* u r mean dad i want all the candy) (boku dake was so good and it was one of the rare times where i was really satisfied w/ the ending ~!) all the servants r rushing in and preparing the weeding koba gets to decide on a dress namikoshi takes care of flowers arrangements and drags akechi across the floor to get him dressed

akechi gets like rly straight (hah) not fluffy hair and it just looks too weird and namikoshi is heartbroken bc no fluffy hair (who are super gay and hopefully nOT die) make akechi cry either way just let him cry ( yeah! tho sadly i couldn’t rly understand anything bc no japanese skills) ((fave!!) *akechi looking at namikoshi w/ glasses* who tf r u anyway) (also the new manga chapters r so gay and good im glad. also im not too sure about the translation but i think at that part where akechi came to namikoshi’s house namikoshi was like ‘kobayashi-kun i don’t know how to put it into words how happy i felt at that time. millions of words wouldn’t be able to describe…what it was like’ and koba just looks at him and wow that was rly gay namikosh-chan chill)

aND THANK YOU SO MUCH AGAIN FOR THE PRESENT!!! it was great and id never thought id get to see a rk fic ever again thank u you’re the best!!!! ❤

(*akechi voice* shut up bitter food is good im going to live my whole life drinking this coffee to Ease My Sorrows Away namikosh chan!!) (*employee voice* hes saying kiss me *akechi voice* nO WAY IM NOT A FURRY)

(*namikoshi sheds a tear* you’re mean kobayashi kun but also true)

lms if u want to Spice Up Your Life too (except please don’t kill) i feel like he’s my fav but also i feel like a disappointed mom (i feel sad because i want a redemption arc but it’d only work in the anime because the manga made him get a death penalty but please do redemption arc where hes satoru’s dad) also same i cried watching the ending im still dead inside i can’t even look at gifs of it rip (also same i just want to see parent-child dynamic. satoru stays up too long drawing his manga & yashiro is all “no son go to sleep” but its full of romantic things and i die inside) (its like. my otp but also parent-child dynamic otp… totally not romantic) (*sensei voice* no satoru i worked hard to get this candy i stole bought it you can steal buy some if you want a lot of it) (the end was so good i’m still dying inside though. also there’s a spin-off manga that’ll start in july so im looking forward to that too) akechi sobs as namikoshi dresses him up. how could he fail in parenting like that???

akechi’s hair is straight (unlike him) and namikoshi won’t cuddle with akech because no fluff fluff. akech is forever alone…. (if they kill them im gonna scream let akechi propose to namikoshi on the top of the tower) even better. let akechi cry happy tears because he loves namikoshi so much (its ok i understand i sometimes look up spoilers but don’t understand because tfw no japanese skills) (*namikoshi, heartbroken* its me akechi chan ;; ) (im glad they’re gay too but also im panicking because it looks like the manga might end and oh bo y. also holy shit koba also same because namikoshi probably doesn’t admit that he means a lot to akechi smh)

also you’re welcome!!!! i was getting excited about wanting you to read it and im glad you liked it <3 !!!

(*namikoshi voice* u can’t coffee away all ur emo problems akech-kun!! that’s not healthy drink some milk)(*nameowkoshi voice* meoow :3c (that means ‘it’s too late to escape ur inner furry now akech-kun’)

(*akechi voice* ur bf is even gayer than us koba shounen so shut)

i’d totally need The Spice (bc hamster r cute) same!! like i knew he was the murderer but i was also like ‘maybe he isn’t tho, maybe he just has all these shady scenes bc he’s trying to hide his enormous amout of candy’ (and yes let him be satorus proud dad who makes spice and murder puns and winks too much pls) and the soundtrack that played during the ending just made everything so much more emotional i’m thankful for such an good anime thx (satoru doesn’t want to go to sleep bc he still has to add the shojou sparkles so dadshiro helps him drawing the sparkles tho he’s terrible at it) (*satoru voice* dad u have a rly weird tone in ur voice but ok ill ask mom for money to buy candy) (anD HOLY SHIT REALLY??! do you know what it will be about??! but aaaa i’m sure it’s going to be good i hope it will get translated!) namikoshi invites black lizard and shadow-man to the wedding too and he cries even more. everything in his life goes wrong

namikosh won’t say it but he cries quietly in his sleep bc akech doesn’t have the fluff fluff anymore ( pls!! let koba realize this whole shit is stupid and tell namikosh that akech is rly gay for him and akechi proposes and they ride off into the sunset) yES!!1!1! akechi cries happy tears bc he finally has his bf back and doesn’t have to be emo anymore (ok maybe a little bit emo still) (i’m glad i’m not alone imagine if i could have the japanese skills so i wouldn’t have to cry at every kanji that has like 16 strokes) (*akechi squints* u sound suspiciously a lot like an older version of my bf from 3 years ago who’s ded so who r u??!) (same i don’t want it to end bc i have no life w/o rk what am i gonna do if it finally ends??be a productive member of society??!(no) even koba realizes the gay why won’t namikoshi realize the gay either smh)

!!!!💗💗💗💗

(*akechi voice* milk is disgusting i don’t want to drink it) (*akechi voice* IM NOT A FURRY NAMIKOSH CHAN *employee voice* aww you understand what he’s saying now)

(*kobayashi voice* um my bf might be gay but he’s not as gay as you akech senpai u always play that gay song)

i’d want a spice too but also i’ve never had a pet apart from birds so :/ tbh idk if i didn’t suspect him because i suspected him & only went to the murderer reveal chapter & i was all “oh shit” (*sensei voice* once they find out about my candy theyre gonna make fun of me bc im an adult & candy is for children oh shit gotta hide it) (i’d die for a redemption arc i feel like he’d be a good dad like. he was but he’d be a better one if he didn’t do the thing) im still emotional over everything it was more dramatic than the manga (sontoru complains that they look bad & doesn’t let him draw more dadshiro is sad but He Tried) (*sensei voice* ……ok then…… *sensei internally* he didn’t get my hint) (it didn’t mention what it was about but it said ‘events that didn’t appear in the main story’ so im hoping that its good) he tries to shoo them but namikoshi yells at him because it’s rude. akech sheds a tear (like if u cry everytim)

akechi hears his cries but he doesn’t know why (koba makes the ship extra canon please let them get married koba) lowkey emo akechi except he’s only edgy & not sad because his bf is here (i wish i could know all languages tbh so i wouldn’t be able to die) (*namikoshi voice* akech chan how dare u think im dead) (idk what to do when everything ends it kills me. *namikoshi voice* akech kun makes me feel all blushy & happy what does this mean koba kun *kobayashi voice* it means ur gay)

(*namikoshi shoving the milk in in his face* DRINK. THE. MILK!!!!) (*akechi voice as he sinks to the ground* o oh my god….i AM a furry!!!!!)

(*akechi voice* noone is gayer than hashiba but also tru. also it was namikosh’s song in the first place so he’s gayer)

aaaaa birds are really cute!! what kind did you have?? and i feel, i also would want to have a cat but my whole family is against it so :’/ the murderer reveal chapter is great but especially bc of ‘this isn’t my car’ (i’ll never not laugh) (*yashiro drags a bodyback across the snow and sees policemen* shit *policeman voice* umm sir what r u doing *opens the bodybag* *50000 candy fall out* holy shit) (yeah i wish he wouldn’t have discovered The Spice in his life but maybe he wouldn’t have been the same yashiro then but yes he would’ve been a good dad) it was dramatic but probably not as dramatic as trying to burn down a bridge so u and ur son die (manga yashiro had no chill) no but for real i’m glad they changed that ending (dadshiro eases his sorrow away by eating all the candy. which was actually for satoru so he gets scolded) (*sontoru voice* mom i think dad tried to lowkey get me into shoplifting. again) (!!!!! that does sound good!!) kagami and nakamura arrive so akechi thinks he has an excuse ‘to work’ but namikosh invites them too and akechi screams bc he has to socialize more now (retweet if u scream everytim)

namikoshi tells him their relationship can’t go on w/o akechi’s fluff fluff. akechi does the ’:0’ (koba doesn’t realize hashiba’s g but he realizes the akenams pls give them ur blessings koba) he’s even able to laugh once in a while now but then everyone just looks at him bc wtf was that (truuu knowing all the languages would be the best) (*akechi voice* wait a sec only one person calls me akech chan…nAMIKOSH CHAN?????!!!! WHAT THE FUCK???!! I THOUGHT U R DEAD!!!)(i always dislike endings bc it’s over and also frustated if the ending isn’t well written or thought out enough rip) (*namikoshi voice* that’s not tru it’s not like i ever wanted to kiss him or anyth-….ok maybe i am gay but that doesn’t mean he is too!!)

imagine your otp

amethyst and poil

(*namikoshi voice* no coffee is bitter so it’s not good i’m sry to break it to u akech-chan :/) (*namikoshi cat voice* meooow (that means ‘kiss me’ in cat language))

(*namikoshi crying* akech-kun!! ur my broboyfriend too i love u so much pls don’t ever lev me!! *hugs the akech* *koba voice in the bg* gay)

Spice Up His Life omg (fave) and yes he was mine too!! especially bc he was like a father for him!! (pls make a wink-sensei redemption arc and w/ that i mean let him be satorus dad) and i screamed too when he did the wink everything was just so perfect great ending 10/5 would cry again (parent-child dynamic is so good! It’s just a shame that a majority of people make it romantic like pls don’t no) (*satoru voice* u r mean dad i want all the candy) (boku dake was so good and it was one of the rare times where i was really satisfied w/ the ending ~!) all the servants r rushing in and preparing the weeding koba gets to decide on a dress namikoshi takes care of flowers arrangements and drags akechi across the floor to get him dressed

akechi gets like rly straight (hah) not fluffy hair and it just looks too weird and namikoshi is heartbroken bc no fluffy hair (who are super gay and hopefully nOT die) make akechi cry either way just let him cry ( yeah! tho sadly i couldn’t rly understand anything bc no japanese skills) ((fave!!) *akechi looking at namikoshi w/ glasses* who tf r u anyway) (also the new manga chapters r so gay and good im glad. also im not too sure about the translation but i think at that part where akechi came to namikoshi’s house namikoshi was like ‘kobayashi-kun i don’t know how to put it into words how happy i felt at that time. millions of words wouldn’t be able to describe…what it was like’ and koba just looks at him and wow that was rly gay namikosh-chan chill)

aND THANK YOU SO MUCH AGAIN FOR THE PRESENT!!! it was great and id never thought id get to see a rk fic ever again thank u you’re the best!!!! ❤

(*akechi voice* shut up bitter food is good im going to live my whole life drinking this coffee to Ease My Sorrows Away namikosh chan!!) (*employee voice* hes saying kiss me *akechi voice* nO WAY IM NOT A FURRY)

(*namikoshi sheds a tear* you’re mean kobayashi kun but also true)

lms if u want to Spice Up Your Life too (except please don’t kill) i feel like he’s my fav but also i feel like a disappointed mom (i feel sad because i want a redemption arc but it’d only work in the anime because the manga made him get a death penalty but please do redemption arc where hes satoru’s dad) also same i cried watching the ending im still dead inside i can’t even look at gifs of it rip (also same i just want to see parent-child dynamic. satoru stays up too long drawing his manga & yashiro is all “no son go to sleep” but its full of romantic things and i die inside) (its like. my otp but also parent-child dynamic otp… totally not romantic) (*sensei voice* no satoru i worked hard to get this candy i stole bought it you can steal buy some if you want a lot of it) (the end was so good i’m still dying inside though. also there’s a spin-off manga that’ll start in july so im looking forward to that too) akechi sobs as namikoshi dresses him up. how could he fail in parenting like that???

akechi’s hair is straight (unlike him) and namikoshi won’t cuddle with akech because no fluff fluff. akech is forever alone…. (if they kill them im gonna scream let akechi propose to namikoshi on the top of the tower) even better. let akechi cry happy tears because he loves namikoshi so much (its ok i understand i sometimes look up spoilers but don’t understand because tfw no japanese skills) (*namikoshi, heartbroken* its me akechi chan ;; ) (im glad they’re gay too but also im panicking because it looks like the manga might end and oh bo y. also holy shit koba also same because namikoshi probably doesn’t admit that he means a lot to akechi smh)

also you’re welcome!!!! i was getting excited about wanting you to read it and im glad you liked it <3 !!!

(*namikoshi voice* u can’t coffee away all ur emo problems akech-kun!! that’s not healthy drink some milk)(*nameowkoshi voice* meoow :3c (that means ‘it’s too late to escape ur inner furry now akech-kun’)

(*akechi voice* ur bf is even gayer than us koba shounen so shut)

i’d totally need The Spice (bc hamster r cute) same!! like i knew he was the murderer but i was also like ‘maybe he isn’t tho, maybe he just has all these shady scenes bc he’s trying to hide his enormous amout of candy’ (and yes let him be satorus proud dad who makes spice and murder puns and winks too much pls) and the soundtrack that played during the ending just made everything so much more emotional i’m thankful for such an good anime thx (satoru doesn’t want to go to sleep bc he still has to add the shojou sparkles so dadshiro helps him drawing the sparkles tho he’s terrible at it) (*satoru voice* dad u have a rly weird tone in ur voice but ok ill ask mom for money to buy candy) (anD HOLY SHIT REALLY??! do you know what it will be about??! but aaaa i’m sure it’s going to be good i hope it will get translated!) namikoshi invites black lizard and shadow-man to the wedding too and he cries even more. everything in his life goes wrong

namikosh won’t say it but he cries quietly in his sleep bc akech doesn’t have the fluff fluff anymore ( pls!! let koba realize this whole shit is stupid and tell namikosh that akech is rly gay for him and akechi proposes and they ride off into the sunset) yES!!1!1! akechi cries happy tears bc he finally has his bf back and doesn’t have to be emo anymore (ok maybe a little bit emo still) (i’m glad i’m not alone imagine if i could have the japanese skills so i wouldn’t have to cry at every kanji that has like 16 strokes) (*akechi squints* u sound suspiciously a lot like an older version of my bf from 3 years ago who’s ded so who r u??!) (same i don’t want it to end bc i have no life w/o rk what am i gonna do if it finally ends??be a productive member of society??!(no) even koba realizes the gay why won’t namikoshi realize the gay either smh)

!!!!💗💗💗💗

Don’t talk to me or my 78 insecurities ever again

(*namikoshi voice* yes that’s acceptable thank u kogoro-chan)(*employee voice* y don’t u. umm just kiss the cat *akechi voice* do i look like a fukcing furry to u)

(*namikoshi voice* but akech-kun i want to be bros aND bfs w/ u bc everyone knows the best relationship is that of 2 bros *kisses akechi passionately back like a bro would*)

i see since the big mystery is now revealed (well we all already knew it *winks*) ill probably start reading the manga then ~! there was still sth left w/ his wife or girlfriend so i’m curious (and i bet it is!) the children he kidnaps thinks it’s for them but he keeps them all for himself smh (like the whole satoru being in coma stuff didn’t happen or was it just the story telling?) his husband talks to him and akechi agrees to the marriage but only if hashiba can beat him in a fight. hashiba throws a cat at him and wins

namikoshi wants the cats back but cuddling w/ akech-kun is also good. not as good as cuddling cats but still g

aah thank u i’m honestly always feeling bad about it so i’m glad you’re not mad aND YES honestly i’m still screaming bc he looks so good and beautiful and how is it even possible to draw that well thank u @ rk manga artist (insert the meme ‘i saw a man so beautiful i started crying’) (all the namikoshi in the last two chapters were so good but also especially akechi bc he smiled a lot and i died) but i’m also confused bc koba meeting namikoshi like this changes the storyline a lot? i wonder what else they’ll change (coughhopefullytheendingcough) (also i’m laughing bc *namikoshi voice* ah yes i’ll put on glasses perfect disguise nobody will ever know it’s me)

(*akechi voice* ur welcome namikosh milk fucker chan) (*employee voice* maybe if u kiss the cat it’ll revert to a human)

(*akechi voice* promise me you’d be my bf too i love u a lot i can’t make you just a bro)

the manga is sorta different but good!! & yep there was a bit with his fiancee (*sensei voice* i love all of you but stay away from my candy) (its not that! its up until sensei comes & towards the rest. originally it was airi who took the camera away & sensei doesn’t really introduce himself & makes a camp & tries to kill the girl. its a long story) koba looks at him & whispers “my prince…” akechi is dying in the bg. namikoshi is crying but only about the Romantic Scene in front of him

akech is fluffy like a cat but hes not as fluffy as the small kittens

i kinda got used to it since i know how high school is full of screaming & suffering. he looked so good i was just ???? i couldn’t believe it. he was even better than the anime ver (no offense @ anime namikosh) (i was happy too but also suffering bc we know what happened & we’re just ‘aaaaaaaaa’) i think they changed the storyline too, they added a case that didn’t appear before (im still wondering what was going on but the 20-faces was a girl?? & koba crossdressed as one???) let them change the ed its too sad for us to handle (i hope akechi & namikoshi get married) (FAV but sadly they knew him bc koba says “the original 20-faces, namikoshi-san” so @ namikoshi: why did you reveal)

(*namikoshi voice* ilu my coffee fucker chan)(*akechi voice* wtf???! i mean that could actually work but still wtf???!)

(*namikoshi crying* akech kun…! i lov u too but if we’re bfs and not brosf anymore ull get bored of me an hate me)

i read the backstory and a bit further too and oh boy wtf gaku i mean it’s kinda cute that he kept a hamster but what he and his brother did was just fucked up( tho i kind of blame his brother more) but it was also rly interesting! even tho he was a serial killer (well not in the last timeline) i actually kinda liked him as a character and also how he was a father figure to satoru was good and cute. the last ep was great tho!!! the way satoru explained that yashiro couldn’t kill him bc he was his reason for living and even caught him before falling was so good and tHEN SATORU WINKED and i literally screamed (also was that him who was a delivering pizzas now?? bc that would be too funny) (*sensei voice* hello naughty children it’s murder time but only if u touch my candy) (oh yeah i also saw the part w/ airi! it must’ve been weird for manga readers bc u think anri appears and things r good but then wink-sensei appears) it’s not hashiba but koba who carries him princess style, namikoshi is already preparing a wedding and akechi is still lying on the ground

akechi gets extra jealous and goes even that far by asking black lizard for good hair products that make his hair even more fluffy

that’s true but then again university and jobs are also like that (probably) so i sometimes wonder what’s the point but i just try not to dwell to much on it. and no i fully agree all the manga counterparts look better (again no offense @ anime vers) i cry every time i see manga akechi bc he’s just too beautiful and when manga akechi and namikoshi will finally appear together i’ll die for real (and tru!! but now we got more sad akechi faces as the love (bro) of his live gets ripped away from him) and yeah you’re right! i think the 20 faces in that case was bullied by a group of girls but she had a friend (the black haired girl) who helped her i think?? but then she burned herself to death (hmMMM) or they killed her like that idk and that’s why that 20faces wanted revenge? it’s just how i interpreted it from the pics( if they change the ed to an even more sadder ending i’m going to 🔪 (be real sad))(pls let them get married & adopt the koba pls)(gdi namikosh. he thinks that nobody knows him when in fact everybody knows him. but also i just realized that mabe he didn’t even try to rly disguise himself but then also why the glasses?? u r truly mysterious namikosh-chan)

(*akechi voice* excuse u coffee is good :/ ) (*employee whispering* do it…)

(*akechi voice* u stupid bc ill still love u whatever happens & will never hate u bc u my… broboyfriend)

He kept the hamster to Spice Up His Life but yep his brother was messed up no wonder he turned out this way??? But i agree!!! He’s now one of my favs i hate myself but also i kept crying bc i kept seeing him as a father figure to satoru & i was Suffering ALSO WHEN SATORU WINKED AT HIM I WAS ALL. OH BOY ITS THE SAME WINK HE DID THE FIRST TIME (i was getting emotional im sorry i love parent-child chara dynamic) (also i don’t think so because the timeline doesn’t really overlap with the previous one. At least not in the manga…) (*sensei voice* u can share my candy but only if i get the large portion) (i was sorta weirded out tbh but also. it’s not really disappointing me rn since the end was good) namikoshi yells at akechi to get up & plan the wedding but akechi is sobbing

black lizard gives him the bad hair products he is pissed off. (You heard of anime akenami now get ready to manga akenami. Who are super gay) but true let them be happy don’t make the end sadder (but if u do make akechi cry). I don’t think i did see the whole case since i was probably late but it looked interesting tbh!! (*namikoshi voice* those glasses will make me hot but also not noticeable which is good i have to impress my akech kun)

(*namikoshi voice* no coffee is bitter so it’s not good i’m sry to break it to u akech-chan :/) (*namikoshi cat voice* meooow (that means ‘kiss me’ in cat language))

(*namikoshi crying* akech-kun!! ur my broboyfriend too i love u so much pls don’t ever lev me!! *hugs the akech* *koba voice in the bg* gay)

Spice Up His Life omg (fave) and yes he was mine too!! especially bc he was like a father for him!! (pls make a wink-sensei redemption arc and w/ that i mean let him be satorus dad) and i screamed too when he did the wink everything was just so perfect great ending 10/5 would cry again (parent-child dynamic is so good! It’s just a shame that a majority of people make it romantic like pls don’t no) (*satoru voice* u r mean dad i want all the candy) (boku dake was so good and it was one of the rare times where i was really satisfied w/ the ending ~!) all the servants r rushing in and preparing the weeding koba gets to decide on a dress namikoshi takes care of flowers arrangements and drags akechi across the floor to get him dressed

akechi gets like rly straight (hah) not fluffy hair and it just looks too weird and namikoshi is heartbroken bc no fluffy hair (who are super gay and hopefully nOT die) make akechi cry either way just let him cry ( yeah! tho sadly i couldn’t rly understand anything bc no japanese skills) ((fave!!) *akechi looking at namikoshi w/ glasses* who tf r u anyway) (also the new manga chapters r so gay and good im glad. also im not too sure about the translation but i think at that part where akechi came to namikoshi’s house namikoshi was like ‘kobayashi-kun i don’t know how to put it into words how happy i felt at that time. millions of words wouldn’t be able to describe…what it was like’ and koba just looks at him and wow that was rly gay namikosh-chan chill)

aND THANK YOU SO MUCH AGAIN FOR THE PRESENT!!! it was great and id never thought id get to see a rk fic ever again thank u you’re the best!!!! ❤

@akenami i’m not sure what’s time is it there for you but it’s finally your birthday!!!! happy birthday!!!!

Weiterlesen

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OH MY GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH THIS IS SO CUTE ID IE!!!! i screamed so much when i saw this i needed to walk around my house to calm myself omg thank you so much this is the best bday present ever ilu!!!!!!!

“this character is LGBTQ” what, all at once

the final boss

gay bully

(*namikoshi voice* yes that’s acceptable thank u kogoro-chan)(*employee voice* y don’t u. umm just kiss the cat *akechi voice* do i look like a fukcing furry to u)

(*namikoshi voice* but akech-kun i want to be bros aND bfs w/ u bc everyone knows the best relationship is that of 2 bros *kisses akechi passionately back like a bro would*)

i see since the big mystery is now revealed (well we all already knew it *winks*) ill probably start reading the manga then ~! there was still sth left w/ his wife or girlfriend so i’m curious (and i bet it is!) the children he kidnaps thinks it’s for them but he keeps them all for himself smh (like the whole satoru being in coma stuff didn’t happen or was it just the story telling?) his husband talks to him and akechi agrees to the marriage but only if hashiba can beat him in a fight. hashiba throws a cat at him and wins

namikoshi wants the cats back but cuddling w/ akech-kun is also good. not as good as cuddling cats but still g

aah thank u i’m honestly always feeling bad about it so i’m glad you’re not mad aND YES honestly i’m still screaming bc he looks so good and beautiful and how is it even possible to draw that well thank u @ rk manga artist (insert the meme ‘i saw a man so beautiful i started crying’) (all the namikoshi in the last two chapters were so good but also especially akechi bc he smiled a lot and i died) but i’m also confused bc koba meeting namikoshi like this changes the storyline a lot? i wonder what else they’ll change (coughhopefullytheendingcough) (also i’m laughing bc *namikoshi voice* ah yes i’ll put on glasses perfect disguise nobody will ever know it’s me)

(*akechi voice* ur welcome namikosh milk fucker chan) (*employee voice* maybe if u kiss the cat it’ll revert to a human)

(*akechi voice* promise me you’d be my bf too i love u a lot i can’t make you just a bro)

the manga is sorta different but good!! & yep there was a bit with his fiancee (*sensei voice* i love all of you but stay away from my candy) (its not that! its up until sensei comes & towards the rest. originally it was airi who took the camera away & sensei doesn’t really introduce himself & makes a camp & tries to kill the girl. its a long story) koba looks at him & whispers “my prince…” akechi is dying in the bg. namikoshi is crying but only about the Romantic Scene in front of him

akech is fluffy like a cat but hes not as fluffy as the small kittens

i kinda got used to it since i know how high school is full of screaming & suffering. he looked so good i was just ???? i couldn’t believe it. he was even better than the anime ver (no offense @ anime namikosh) (i was happy too but also suffering bc we know what happened & we’re just ‘aaaaaaaaa’) i think they changed the storyline too, they added a case that didn’t appear before (im still wondering what was going on but the 20-faces was a girl?? & koba crossdressed as one???) let them change the ed its too sad for us to handle (i hope akechi & namikoshi get married) (FAV but sadly they knew him bc koba says “the original 20-faces, namikoshi-san” so @ namikoshi: why did you reveal)

(*namikoshi voice* ilu my coffee fucker chan)(*akechi voice* wtf???! i mean that could actually work but still wtf???!)

(*namikoshi crying* akech kun…! i lov u too but if we’re bfs and not brosf anymore ull get bored of me an hate me)

i read the backstory and a bit further too and oh boy wtf gaku i mean it’s kinda cute that he kept a hamster but what he and his brother did was just fucked up( tho i kind of blame his brother more) but it was also rly interesting! even tho he was a serial killer (well not in the last timeline) i actually kinda liked him as a character and also how he was a father figure to satoru was good and cute. the last ep was great tho!!! the way satoru explained that yashiro couldn’t kill him bc he was his reason for living and even caught him before falling was so good and tHEN SATORU WINKED and i literally screamed (also was that him who was a delivering pizzas now?? bc that would be too funny) (*sensei voice* hello naughty children it’s murder time but only if u touch my candy) (oh yeah i also saw the part w/ airi! it must’ve been weird for manga readers bc u think anri appears and things r good but then wink-sensei appears) it’s not hashiba but koba who carries him princess style, namikoshi is already preparing a wedding and akechi is still lying on the ground

akechi gets extra jealous and goes even that far by asking black lizard for good hair products that make his hair even more fluffy

that’s true but then again university and jobs are also like that (probably) so i sometimes wonder what’s the point but i just try not to dwell to much on it. and no i fully agree all the manga counterparts look better (again no offense @ anime vers) i cry every time i see manga akechi bc he’s just too beautiful and when manga akechi and namikoshi will finally appear together i’ll die for real (and tru!! but now we got more sad akechi faces as the love (bro) of his live gets ripped away from him) and yeah you’re right! i think the 20 faces in that case was bullied by a group of girls but she had a friend (the black haired girl) who helped her i think?? but then she burned herself to death (hmMMM) or they killed her like that idk and that’s why that 20faces wanted revenge? it’s just how i interpreted it from the pics( if they change the ed to an even more sadder ending i’m going to 🔪 (be real sad))(pls let them get married & adopt the koba pls)(gdi namikosh. he thinks that nobody knows him when in fact everybody knows him. but also i just realized that mabe he didn’t even try to rly disguise himself but then also why the glasses?? u r truly mysterious namikosh-chan)

Here’s to 20 glorious years of Pokemon!