cosmo sex tip #420: Tape a picture of Nicolas Cage to your genitalia. When you take off your underwear, he’ll get a sexy surprise!

note: this also works with skype dates

COSMO SEX TIP 619

When discussing ways to spice up your sex life, when your partner asks what your favourite fantasy is tell them it’s thinking creatively

cosmo sex tip 696: surprise him with sexily screaming “CONGRATULATIONS! YOU’RE OUR 1,000TH VISITOR! CLICK HERE TO REDEEM YOUR PRIZE!!" during foreplay

Cosmo sex tip #4078

Wanna really turn him on? 

Make sure you talk dirty and moan like a Dalek, and don’t forget to scream “Exterminate" at the top of your lungs when he cums.

Cosmo sex tip #564

When you take off his pants, say in a deep Batman voice “WHERE IS IT"

cosmo sex tip 528

if i go down, we all go down.

Cosmo sex tip: 324

When about to be intimate morph into Tyra Banks and say “wanna be on top?"

cosmo sex tip #45367

During foreplay, tell him you don’t think he’s ready. When he asks you “ready for what?" whisper in his ear, “this jelly."

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When things get to the point of sex ask him if he would prefer to be lana or marina.

Cosmo Sex Tip #88:

Just when your partner’s about to climax, start screaming kpop fanchants at the top of your lungs.

Cosmo Sex Tip: Is your man into bodyscaping? Trim that hedge into something more playful like a dolphin or maybe his dick

Cosmo sex tip # 9001

As you are about to climax speed up and yell “C-C-COMBO BREAKER"

Cosmo sex tip #738

when he pulls his pants off, immediately adopt a batman voice and say “WHERE IS IT"

desperate to get laid? do some virgin sacrifices and that way everyone will freak out and lower their standards to get some

cosmo sex tip #3762: scream “WILDCATS" during sex instead of anything else. for as long as possible. as many times as possible. as loud as possible

Cosmo Sex Tip: Instead of swearing, yell potential child names so they’ll be on his mind when he finds out you’ve been poking holes in his condoms.

cosmo sex tip #168  tickle your partners penis while saying “cootchie cootchie coo"