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ultraviolence

@daddyofrps-blog-blog-blog / daddyofrps-blog-blog-blog.tumblr.com

i'm elle daddy. used to be ardenrps. not exactly sure what i'm doing with this blog yet.
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sargentisms
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maxkirin

So, let me guess— you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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killerangelsisclosed

                                      ＫＩＬＬＥＲ ＡＮＧＥＬＳ：                           ＡＮ ＯＲＩＧＩＮＡＬ ＣＲＩＭＥ ＲＯＬＥＰＬＡＹ

                                  ♕ { ACCEPTING JULY 11th, 2015.  } ♕

FAME IS OUR ANTHEM. MONEY IS OUR RAIN. POWER IS OUR NAME.

          The place of movies, of a million dreams yet to be shattered, of blinding lights and false hopes. This is the City of Angels, of gilded beings floating on ethereal bliss; of American icons and their champagne and golden gowns. Pressed suit, thousand dollar watch, Oscars locked in the walk in closet and Gatsby-esque colors painting the sky red white and blue, just like in the movies. Dukes and playboys and millionaires, arriving by the dozen. Keep your pants up and your hopes down; you’re not the first to hit this brazen city, and you won’t be the last. You’re grasping at empty straws: power is a hot commodity, and we all know who’s pulling the strings; calling the shots. You say you’re not a puppet here? Think again, Pinocchio.
          Our hands are stained R E D, our lips tell hidden secrets to shadowed informers. Beneath glamorous masks lie hideous faces; behind our glimmering facades are the eyes of D E V I L S. Have you seen what S I N S we are capable of? No? Good. Because once you have…you either become one of us — or we kill you.
          There are high stakes at play: a ruler and a killer move their blood-stained pawns from dark thrones — a beauty queen battles a war general. Los Angeles is a city divided, blood against blood, friend against friend. Amity and animosity rage free — do you dare oppose us? We made you. We shaped your name, your identity: without us, you are nothing. In our hands is the power of god, but we are no gods; we are demons, and in the crevice where our savage hearts belong is something else entirely. We are the rich, the beautiful…the broken pieces of these wicked games. There are sides to be chosen, Paris; but what do you value m o r e ? Glory or gore?  Pleasure or pain? This city isn’t a place for games, n o. This is the golden jungle: you conquer; or you B O W .

WE DON'T FIGHT LIKE MEN. WE FIGHT LIKE GODS. WATCH US CONQUER.

          ＲＥＢＬＯＧ ＴＨＩＳ ＧＲＡＰＨＩＣ ＢＥＦＯＲＥ １２ ＮＯＯＮ  ＥＳＴ        ＯＮ ＳＡＴＵＲＤＡＹ ＪＵＬＹ １１ＴＨ ＴＯ ＥＮＴＥＲ ＴＨＥ ＬＯＴＴＥＲＹ                      ＦＯＲ ＴＨＥ ９ＴＨ ＆ １０ＴＨ ＧＯＬＤＥＮ ＴＩＣＫＥＴＳ !!!

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blueplustwo

“Harry didn’t call his son ‘Remus’ so that Teddy could” 

okay but consider this 

  • FUCKING HAGRID
  • ARTHUR
  • RONALD
  • F R E D
  • FUCKING SORTING HAT POTTER WHO GIVES A FUCK IM FUCK I GN DONE

“But dad, what if.. I am.. in slytherin?” “Fucking Sorting Hat Potter, you are named after a hat that sat on my head this one time. He’ll hook ya up with what you want mate” “Oh.” Fucking Sorting Hat pondered this for a second. “Really?” “Yes, my son.” “Okay.” Fucking sorting hat smiled.

thank you for contributing this to my text post

#sorting hat potter bye#hp
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emiliaofrps
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jcdeci

“NASTY GAL” CHARACTER PSD BY FURYOFRPS

                  okay, so i made the cpsd. the font used was arial, so there’s nothing                   extra you have to download. as far as the ‘left’ and ‘right’ image, create a clipping mask to                   get yours in the same lining as mine. the rest is pretty self explanatory. there are                   different emojis to choose from as well. i use adobe photoshop cc so if yours is not                   compatible with new versions then it prbly won’t work for you. i used my own psd so                   don’t steal/claim as you own. like/reblog if you {download}

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mcmuffens

romeo romeo

where the fuck is you, romeo

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joeshmo

Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is “Wherefore art thou”. And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking asshole, you’d know that wherefore does NOT FUCKING MEAN “WHERE”, WHEREFORE MEANS “WHY”.

SHE’S ASKING WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD UP THE TOENAIL. I TAKE MY SHAKESPEARE SERIOUSLY AS TITS.

romeo romeo

why the fuck is you romeo

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maxinmoff

I’m such a bad friend when it comes to communication, like if you don’t try to get in contact with me you won’t hear from me for months at a time.

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