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omfg I showed this to like a million people. XD RELAX ASH RELAX
Gaming Logic
more you tilt your body your character will get away from danger
the louder you yell, the more critical hits you’ll land
when you stand up you can see everyone’s weakspots
when you tilt your head you’ll be able to see more of the area
When you lean forward, you get +30% concentration.
When you use controller 1, it means you’ll win
Throwing yourself bodily to the side helps you avoid obstacles in racing.
Threatening the playable character with physical injury will make platform puzzles easier.
All of these things. All of them.
This entire post sums up my belief system from the time I was five years old to now.
RAAAAAAAY I HAVE A NEW PHONE
Text me then!
thing i would like to do:
- kiss your face
- kiss not your face
- see you smile always
- idk buy you things
- make you mac and cheese
- learn all your favourite songs
- tell you that u r a cutie
- have a sleepover without sleep u feel me
- etc
you know what really turns me on?
unprotected
wifi
please tell me which part of yourself you hate the most so I know exactly where to plant my lips every time I see you
I hate my dick the most
this is why we can’t have nice things
when people make plans in front of you