Daughter Ladies! But not really :3

"Oh I’ll have this one, thanks!"

Awwwwwww hey get yo paws off ma sweets!!

*AIRHORN NOISES* IT’S GIVEAWAY TIME YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEEEAAANS. AWESOME PRIZES FOR AWESOME PEOPLE!! PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I now have 700 followers which means I’m almost half way between 500 and 1000...

Awww yisssss

WATCH: Tiny Hedgehog Eats Tiny Cake for Tiny Birthday Party

So lucky. I wish more hamsters came to my birthday party.

I need to remember to watch this later lol. gloydverse i hope this is as awesome as i think

BatMetal: Heavy Metal Batman

It had to happen eventually: Bruce Wayne teams up with Red Hood, Nightwing, and Robin to fight crime and melt faces.

gloydverse i haven't seen this but it looks like our kind of thing lol

Who wore it better, the cartoon characters or the humans in blue makeup? 

gloydverse this is pretty freaking awesome

JUST WATCH THIS PLEASE

I hit reblog so fast I broke my computer.

tears are streaming down my face

"TUN TUN"

A KID IN MY PHYSICS CLASS FUCKING USED THIS AS THE OPENING OF HIS PRESENTATION

OMG DYINGG

Well they’re not wrong

WHAT THE HELL

gloydverse hahahhaaha

Fanmade ‘Star Wars’ Posters are Hauntingly Beautiful

Artist: Andy Fairhrust

gloydverse

Finishing reading this step-by-step guide while you wait for inspiration to strike.

Hahahah gloydverse

I laugh every single time.

Lol i think id do the same thing xD gloydverse

Finish reading 5 Self-Help Pamphlets For Your Super Easy Life

gloydverse hahah

I Think BuzzFeed Has Been Taken Over By Aliens

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gloydverse lolol wat.

The following happened within a grand total of five minutes at my design agency. I ran into the client on my way to hand-off some paperwork.

Client: Can you send me those 2 images. No rush. Just whenever you have time.

Me: Yes, I will once I get back to my desk. Shouldn’t be more than a few...

gloydverse lol like seriously...

gloydverse LOL wat

Homie knows how to Oceans 11 that shit.

gloydverse cute as shit man... Freakin raccoons

This Guy’s Chest Hair is All About ‘MURICA

His nipple is one of the 50 stars on the flag.

gloydverse murica was never a prouder nation Than the moment this guy equipped himself with an electric razor

Dear Guy Eating Chips,

Sure. Have a coffee, a sandwich, a pop-tart, I don’t care, but Sun Chips? I don’t think you could have found anything worse to eat in a library, and it definitely doesn’t help that you chew like a fucking wood chipper. What flavor are they? I’d be pretty stoked if you just downed an entire bag of Sour Cream & Poison. I’m not sure exactly what Sun Chips bags are made of, but it’s no secret that they’re louder than an EDM concert. Plus, the chips themselves are fucking noisy. Don’t eat that shit in the library.

Dear Couple in the Corner,

It’s cute that you want to help each other study, but this isn’t the place to be sucking face. Most people are here to study or read a fucking book (a fucking book not a fucking-book. Put down The Kama Sutra). Not only that, but if you’re going to start yelling “Who the fuck is Kristen?” at your boyfriend whenever his phone goes off, try doing it at home or in the KFC bathroom where he got you pregnant. That way you won’t disturb others, and I’m sure the fact that you scream at him in public is probably one of the reasons he’s cheating on you in the first place. While you’re fighting though, could you tell your asshole of a boyfriend to put his phone on silent? Thanks. Speaking of which…

  Dear Guy with the iPhone,

Not only do you have your phone on loud, but you actually have the “click” noise turned on for texting. Only douchebags have that sound on. We get it man, you have an iPhone. Congratulations, now put it on silent. Yes, silent. Not vibrate. I don’t appreciate the table subtly shaking every forty-five seconds because you’ve got some conversation important enough to interrupt your studies, but not so important that you’d actually leave. Honesty, why do you keep putting it back down? You might as well just keep the fucking thing in your hand. I asked somebody to watch my computer while I “went to the washroom” just so I could do a walk-by and see how much work you’ve done tonight. All that was on your screen was this.

Click to finish: Open Letter to the Most Annoying People Studying in the Library

gloydverse lolol

My client wanted to see a painting he had commissioned the day before, but I had just started. I informed him that the sketch he approved was not at a stage I wanted to share yet, as it was not developed enough and there were still quite a bit that needed to be done. He insisted to see the progressed sketch, so I sent a screenshot.

Client: This is so unfinished! There’s so much that still needs to be done!

He then emailed a very detailed list of things that still needed finishing on it.

gloydverse lol sounds familiar xD