That hot footballer

well that neighbor feud took an amusing turn.

I was not expecting this

they have really good art too

…and that’s how I met your mother.

I needed a paperclip and my mom tried to give me these ~novelty~ dog bone things:

and I hope you understand why this is a terrible design for a paperclip

okay but that is a BONEr right there

I had sex in a graveyard and was walking around nude cause it was like 80 degrees and I was all sweaty and it was like midnight or whatever. So this car rolls up out of nowhere and I’m stark fucken naked. I’m also white as fuck. I glow in the dark. I make eye contact with the dude driving. I don’t make a move to cover up or anything because idgaf about being naked. I see his eyes widen….

With fear.

He fucken books it out of there like a bat out of hell.

And that’s the story about how I became a ghost sighting in a small town in New England.

Why does this have so many fucking notes??? I leave for an hour to watch a Dan Aykroyd movie and???

I need more context on why you had sex in a graveyard

my fav video of all time 

Shameless 6x12

I want this tattooed on me

A little louder for those in the back.

This THIS THIS THIS.

This is why people keep quiet about their mental illnesses…and why we need to speak up.

Boys are so creative with how they disappoint you! 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊