a thin line between love and hate
THEY *foams at the mouth*
me and my husband saw you from across the bar and we fucking hate your vibe
*opens my photo app to look at pictures of my cat at work like a ww1 soldier flipping open his locket to look at a picture of his sweetheart back home*
pokemon is about siccing your dog on a creature that is intrinsically, biologically, a baby mime
Babe, ever since I met you, your power level has been over 9000. With you, I know the cake won't be a lie. Together we can rule the galaxy, and all their base will belong to us. I can haz marriage?
OP I am going to break into your house and unleash a horde of locusts in your closet if you don’t stop
wouldn't even notice with the type of shit i got goin on
the star will always accompany the moon
back on my bs 🫡
Deedee Megadoodoo Memorial Highway
The picnic - (2023)
"Aww, You see! Isn’t a picnic a good idea ? And this linen shirt I gave you Iooks absolutely lovely on you."
"Argh...I don't know...I guess! Not sure about the shirt, though: it's not really my color."
pixel chomby plushies
Aziraphale as an LPS Lamb
Looks like I found the motivation after all! :3
I even gave him little accessories. Although I forgot to outline him, oh well.
this just in: grundos cute actually?
マクステ/marcsteven
多分このスティーヴンは酔っ払ってマークにうだうだ絡んでいる。マークはそれを楽しんでいる。
Letting go of things that have burned away and u can’t bring back. I posted a new chapter for calamity au recently so here’s an inspired *gestures wildly* thing