givin' em what they love

i wish i was as pretty as moan of lisa 😍  when i look at her im at a lost for words <3

Hold up, they don’t love you like I love you

australians probably call rain something fuckin stupid like dripos or some shit

sorry mate cant come over now its dripos out

to all the pretty girls who follow me (which is every single one of you) : thanks

ok but did every kid have a certain historical time period that they were REALLY into?? like I was super into the california gold rush when I was 9 for no reason

you can tell who is boring by looking through the reblogs on this and seeing who says WWII 

wow 2014 is in like a week? seems like only yesterday when it was 1349 and 1/3 of europe’s population was being wiped out by the bubonic plague. sigh. good times. 

PROFESSOR JIGGLY NO

i love harry poter haha im such a nerd :) dinkledoor and heroine r so funny i love them haha lol ♡

I am currently cringing at this.

dont worry!!! i love lordt voldetort too haha :) i love 2 accept every1 and i lov equality :) 

I literally want to bite you

dam u a freak 😩😩👌 just like hormone 😍😩👀👅

I want to throw a chair at you, child. Muggles these days.

um lol i’ve never even been mugged so?? ? why would some1 break the law…,. this reminds me of when dragon moilfoil broke the rules haha (:

Omfg. Muggles don’t know how to speak. This angers me greatly.

haha! 10 points for dumplingdong!!! :) i love 2 have fun

Dumplingdong?! Are you kidding me?! Stupid muggles.

for the last time i have never been mugged so stop??

Her moms face

Yeah not even in her first twenty of shots. 

this is literally a real life version of that scene from modern family

This is a call out post for Justin Bieber. Yall have let him get away with so much like disrespecting other cultures and being rude, yet you stay mad at the fact that Demi Lovato doesn’t want her face to be a meme and that Ariana licked a donut. And I can’t help but think that this has 100% to do with the fact that he’s a stereotypically attractive white male.

So here are the receipts (and they’re all from this past year):

And these are all very recent, some from this month even. Yall know there would be lot more if I started digging thru the archives of his distasteful behavior… and yet there’s been no backlash. None of this shit is ever talked about. Y’all gloss over his temper tantrums with humor and ignore all the other stuff idk why but frankly I’m not here for him.

But let’s keep sleeping on the fact that he’s gross af and no one does anything about it

millennials are so stupidt,,, like,,.. get off ur ipohne,,,,g o 2 outside,,,,, take an entire shit on the e leaves of the outsides……losten to nature u stupit bicth……u disgustenign,….the real friendship is in person not online,,,….t he only emoji u need is Outside……run and tell that…,,.i miss 1436 when we Talk To Each Other and Die A Lot

The excessive misspells are cringe-worthy 😖

i turned off autocorrect and turned on,,, Auto Real Life Friendship

At least millennials can spell

the only spell i need is,,,.. T he Spell Of Nature’s Beaty,,,,, kms if u agree..,,

You sing along to Panic At The Disco or you hop out of my car and walk

by Fall Out Boy

if you don’t understand why this is funny, I don’t think I can explain it to you. 

by Panic! At The Disco