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@tokaharu

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My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

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me & my ex wife in divorce court trying to get the dog to choose which one of us he wants to go with

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froody

everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section

it would be the most fun gay people have had since the golden age of disco

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