ghost

ah shit im sorry man, my schedule for the week is all booked

getting blazed as fuck in public, thinking "boy I sure hope no one knows how high I am right now", and then having the jumpscare of your life when duolingo gives you this notification

I will never forgive mattel for not letting earring magic ken keep his mesh shirt and cock ring necklace in the movie

truly unforgivable

dni if you have no whimsy and no joy for the miracles found within the mundane

what does this mean help

It means get sillay or perish

I think about this classic Hozier tweet often

a really little animated black cat with giant eyes and no other discernible features

do you get it or do you not know anything

more examples that people keep getting upset with me for not adding

That’s just how black cats be

we have to be silly together it's an imperative i can't do this alone

angel with pronouns be like "he/hymn"

DON'T be FUNNIER THAN ME

"why are people who do cool things always so weird"

i have a startling truth to keep from you... about the relationship between cool and weird

This is.... Absurdly cute. What the fuck.

It's worth noting that the reason the beaver wants the water to be deeper in the first place is that the Beaver is using the deep water as a pantry:

All summer and fall, beavers gather up branches with the leaves they actually eat, and store it in the deep end of the Pond, where the cold water and limited oxygen keep the leaves fresh all winter, so when it's negative 20 outside, a beaver can take a dip out of it's lodge, grab some refrigerated leaves in the (relatively) warmer water and go back to it's cozy little nap hole while everything else is out there suffering and eating bark or the like.

So it's less "there's a leak in my house" and more "OH SHIT THE FRIDGE!!"

IS Y-

IS YOUR REFR-

IS IT-

Marilyn Monroe in THE SEVEN YEAR ITCH (1955) dir. Billy Wilder

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