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Thackery Earwicket

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hatterofsass

♒ = lying to them .

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Tarrant was trembling and flushed from where he sat on the couch. “I-I’m fine…w-what are you talking about?”

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Thack watched as Tarrant sat down on the couch, his face looking rather worrisome of the man in front of him; seeing the state he was in. “I slept with Alice…” He muttered, shaking his head a little. “You were suspicious about that night I got really pissed at T right?…Sound tech was an ass, everything was going wrong. So after the show I ran off to that bar to get drunk. Alice followed me there to make sure I was okay, one thing led to another…and I lied to you. I slept with Alice…” He muttered. 

Tare just sat. He looked at Thack with utter disbelief. He gripped his sheets and hung his head, trying his hardest to stifle his tears. After a moment of silence, he finally spoke. “She…She would never do that…I-I know Alice…” He covered his face. “I told you before!” He rose his voice. “I told you! If you want to sleep with other girls then fine! Just don’t lie to me about it!!” He was now sobbing hard, rubbing his eyes to no avail. The tears wouldn’t stop coming. He couldn’t stop them even if he tried.

Jagger rolled his eyes for a moment, seeing how he started to get even more upset. “Tarrant...I know you better than that; the idea of me sleeping around with other people would upset you...You weren’t fine with the idea of it, I could see it in your eyes the moment you told me I could.” He muttered, shaking his head. “And really? You know Alice better than that? Fine, go ask her yourself...ask her what I just told you; and I’m one hundred precent sure she’ll say that we slept together. In fact we’ve slept together on numerous occasions. We have flings.” 

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hatterofsass

♒ = lying to them .

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Tarrant was trembling and flushed from where he sat on the couch. “I-I’m fine…w-what are you talking about?”

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Thack watched as Tarrant sat down on the couch, his face looking rather worrisome of the man in front of him; seeing the state he was in. “I slept with Alice...” He muttered, shaking his head a little. “You were suspicious about that night I got really pissed at T right?...Sound tech was an ass, everything was going wrong. So after the show I ran off to that bar to get drunk. Alice followed me there to make sure I was okay, one thing led to another...and I lied to you. I slept with Alice...” He muttered. 

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friends with benefits sentence starters:

  • “what are we, nerds trying to look at boobies?”
  • “i’m your boss, give me your pants.”
  • “i love that outfit, you look so sexy in that.”
  • “i’m fully aware of your allergies.”
  • “here’s an idea, next time, instead of being late, just shit on my face.”
  • “you said i was your soulmate.”
  • “work doesn’t reassure you that liking a finger up your ass doesn’t make you gay.”
  • “but you’re actually really emotionally damaged.”
  • “you have really big eyes and it freaks me out sometimes.”
  • “why do relationships start off so fun, and then turn into suck a bag of dicks?”
  • “i’m just gonna’ shut myself down emotionally.”
  • “i’m gonna’ change your life. i’m that girl.”
  • “i could post a video of me mixing cake batter with my boobs and it would get eight million hits.”
  • “what are you, a gazelle?”
  • “don’t be the guy who shit the bed.”
  • “puppy dog eyes. nice touch.”
  • “wanna’ get this guy out of my face before i break his fucking skull?”
  • “you don’t fucking know me man.”
  • “i took his virginity.”
  • “does the carpet match the drapes?”
  • “run gazelle! run!”
  • “i have this thing at work. it’s called google.”
  • “if you tell anyone about this i will rip your ears off and staple them to your neck.”
  • “everyone in this city seems really violent.”
  • “do you want to get your shit out of my car or what?”
  • “go and fuck a dick.”
  • “i’d love to take you out one night and trawl for cock.”
  • “we can tear this shit up.”
  • “hey, no skin. more pipe for me.”
  • “you sure you’re not gay?”
  • “i’m not fucking asking you out i swear to god.”
  • “god, you’re such a girl.”
  • “girl, you are preaching to the congregation.”
  • “this shit is amazing.”
  • “i love that sunsets make you cry.”
  • “i wish my life was a movie sometimes.”
  • “god, i miss sex.”
  • “hold me, let’s spend the rest of our lives together.”
  • “i don’t even know if i find you attractive.”
  • “i do have a thing for jerks.”
  • “i liked your eyes. i didn’t think i’d ever seen such big beautiful eyes.”
  • “and your lips, yeah, i thought you might be a good kisser.”
  • “you swear you don’t want anything from me other than sex?”
  • “you have a bible app?”
  • “no relationship. no emotions. just sex.”
  • “come on, okay, you’re beautiful. you have nothing to be insecure about.”
  • “that is way too emotionally supportive and you need to just lock that down.”
  • “your ass is a little bony.”
  • “i sneeze sometimes after i come.”
  • “feet gross me out. daddy issues.”
  • “what are you trying to do, dig your way to china?”
  • “nobody wants to fuck obama.”
  • “what are you my fucking therapist now?”
  • “every time you curse, you blink. like your body’s rejecting the word.”
  • “as a sign of rebellion, you got a tattoo.”
  • “harry potter doesn’t make you gay!”
  • “my butt is cramping can you grab a pillow?”
  • “do you feel manly now?”
  • “are you pooping?”
  • “all you have at home is drinkable yoghurt.”
  • “it was like talking to dirt.”
  • “i’m starving, you got any gin?”
  • “i’ve turned down more tail than you’ll ever have.”
  • “me likes cock, so i’m strickily dickily.”
  • “i’ve been in love, i went down that rabbit hole.”
  • “one day, you will meet someone and it will literally take your breath away. like no oxygen in yours lungs. like a fish.”
  • “i told him you were my gay best friend.”
  • “he smells like a girl.”
  • “the sneak out. how incredibly cliché of you.”
  • “no, go fuck yourself.”
  • “trust me, you don’t suck in bed.”
  • “forget the douche, he’s a dick. he’s a dickdouche.”
  • “get your feet off my bed, they’re disgusting.”
  • “we’re one of these crazy families that don’t lie to eachother, pbs is doing a documentary on us.”
  • “nobody cares, you sound like an asshole.”
  • “i just need you to be my friend right now.”
  • “okay, so i’ll listen to you while you give me a handjob.”
  • “i’m a magician, not a wizard. you and your gay harry potter.”
  • “you can’t deny going to hogwarts would be life changing.”
  • “all that matters is how you look at him.”
  • “i haven’t seen you this dumb since you got that candy corn tattoo.”
  • “you wanna’ be happy? find someone you like and never let them go.”
  • “are you pissed off at me because i didn’t cuddle?”
  • “i actually thought you were different.”
  • “with friends like you who needs friends?”
  • “i have the perfect body for photoshop.”
  • “my prince charming? you.”
  • “if you even think there’s a chance she might be it, fix it.”
  • “if i ever see you again, i’ll crush your earlobes and make soup stock out of them.”
  • “it’s some prince charming shit though, right?”
  • “i want my best friend back, because i’m in love with her.”
  • “on one condition. kiss me.”
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"Thackery Thackery Thacky Thack Thackery-"

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Thack looked over at her, his brow raising just faintly. "Do you have to be so annoying?..." He questioned, teasingly as he gave her a small wink. "What's up Alice?"

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Tarrant held Thackery's hand tightly. "It's okay..." He whispered. "I'm here."

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Thackery gripped onto his hand, keeping his eyes down. He was fighting for composure. “That’s it isn’t it…that’s the end…” He muttered

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hatterofsass

“It’s not, Thack. We still have other things around the park, remember?” He tried to smile and held Thackery close with one arm, the other still holding his lover’s hand. “It’s not over.”

“You do…I don’t.” He muttered, finally looking down at him with tear filled eyes. “Meaning…I have to go home huh? Back to Underland…”

“No, it doesn’t.” He kissed the hare’s cheek. “Besides, we haven’t even had a honeymoon. We can stay up here if you want, babe.”

Thackery shook his head, looking back down. “I have no purpose up here though. Not anymore…Mirana will send for me to come home and you know that.”

He gave a weak smile. This was a rash decision, and he so desperately loved Upperland. However the case, he knew this was the right choice. “Then, I’ll go with you. I don’t want our relationship to end on a dime like that.”

“No. No...” He turned to him, placing his hand on Tarrant’s cheek. “I’m not going to let you do that. I’m not going to let you give up your dreams, because of me. Understand?”

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Tarrant held Thackery's hand tightly. "It's okay..." He whispered. "I'm here."

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Thackery gripped onto his hand, keeping his eyes down. He was fighting for composure. “That’s it isn’t it…that’s the end…” He muttered

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hatterofsass

“It’s not, Thack. We still have other things around the park, remember?” He tried to smile and held Thackery close with one arm, the other still holding his lover’s hand. “It’s not over.”

“You do…I don’t.” He muttered, finally looking down at him with tear filled eyes. “Meaning…I have to go home huh? Back to Underland…”

“No, it doesn’t.” He kissed the hare’s cheek. “Besides, we haven’t even had a honeymoon. We can stay up here if you want, babe.”

Thackery shook his head, looking back down. "I have no purpose up here though. Not anymore...Mirana will send for me to come home and you know that."

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Tarrant held Thackery's hand tightly. "It's okay..." He whispered. "I'm here."

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Thackery gripped onto his hand, keeping his eyes down. He was fighting for composure. “That’s it isn’t it…that’s the end…” He muttered

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hatterofsass

“It’s not, Thack. We still have other things around the park, remember?” He tried to smile and held Thackery close with one arm, the other still holding his lover’s hand. “It’s not over.”

"You do...I don't." He muttered, finally looking down at him with tear filled eyes. "Meaning...I have to go home huh? Back to Underland..."

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My muse is sick and won’t admit it. Send:

  • 💤To tell them to go to bed.
  • 💊To try to get them to take their medicine.
  • ☀ To take their temperature.
  • ❤To tell them that you’re worried about them
  • ✨To catch them when they pass out

Bonus points if you can describe the symptoms of their illness.

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Tarrant held Thackery's hand tightly. "It's okay..." He whispered. "I'm here."

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Thackery gripped onto his hand, keeping his eyes down. He was fighting for composure. "That’s it isn't it...that’s the end...” He muttered

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mvttymurdock
muse a is desperately in love with muse b but has kept it hidden for years so muse b is completely clueless and talks about their relationships and crushes in front of muse a because muse b just thinks they’re that kind of really great friends so one day they go to a party and get drunk together which leads to muse a getting drunker than they’ve ever been before so muse b carries them home because the party is only a few blocks away and tugs them into bed BUT MUSE A DRUNKENLY TELLS MUSE B THEY’RE SO IN LOVE WITH THEM AND BAM this is where the plot begins so you can have muse b avoid muse a because they’re scared they might lose muse a or you can have muse b wake muse a up with breakfast in bed and a super sudden kiss depends on whether u want angst or FLUff cries im so emotional
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Rp Update: Mad T’s End

(( So... Mad T has officially ended. I’m still trying to process it, and come to terms with it. This show meant a lot to me as well with many others in this community. 

With that said....This blog will NOT be shutting down. I’m still going to be RPing Thackery Earwicket. I’m still going to be using this blog to RP the style of Mad T. There are many verses the Mad T Rpers can take our characters. 

Just because T ended, doesn’t mean this blog will. 

And this isn’t an April Fools joke. I realized I’m making this post on April 1st which is a bad idea but I PROMISE MY POST ISNT A JOKE! ))

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Thank you to all the performers and stage hands who made Mad T Party possible. This show has influenced and inspired me for the last four years and I have truly enjoyed every moment I was able to watch it. *I can’t believe I was crazy enough to start and finish this in less than 24 hours…..*

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angstmemes

kidnapped/imprisoned starter sentences

“Not eating the food I give you is not going to make me give you nicer food.” “You should be grateful I come down here and talk to you at all.” “Listen to me or I’ll treat you even worse.” “I picked you off the street because you were beautiful. You should feel flattered.” “You don’t need freedom if I give you everything you need.” “You can come out of the basement if you give me a very good reason to let you.” “What’s this? Are you trying to get away from me? You should know better.” “Get on your knees and pray I’ll forgive you.” “Oh, you’re hungry? Sing me a song and you can have my leftovers.” “Don’t cry, I’m keeping you safe down here, away from the world. You don’t need it. You only need me.” “Freedom is a burden. You should be glad I took it away from you.” “I bought you some new clothes. Please wear them tonight at dinner.” “You don’t get to decide anything, understood? I make the rules and you obey them if you want to remain unharmed.” “You’re nothing but a little doll I get to play with.” “I own you.” “Don’t worry, I’m not going to take away your virginity just like that. I’m saving it for something special.” “I’m not going to kill you. Not yet.” “If you’re good, you can shower with warm water today.” “Crying won’t make me stop hurting you. It just encourages me.” “You’re so young…” “I love it when you scream, but I will only stop when you can’t scream anymore.” “I’m sorry, I completely forgot you were still down here.” “There’s someone coming to join me tonight. I’m sure you’ll be quiet, or I’ll have to kill my guest again and it’ll be your fault.” “You’re going to have some company tonight. Try to think of him/her as your little brother/sister. I want you to do to him/her what I do to you, understood?” “I’m bringing some friends along to show them how well trained you are.” “How dare you talk to me like that. Wash your mouth, with soap. Now.” “It’s been a pleasure watching you grow up. Your mummy and daddy would have been so proud of you.” “I brought you some food. Now crawl over here and lick it out of the bowl like a good pet.” “I think you should remind me why you’re worth keeping alive down here.” “Tell me how much you love me and you can have your dinner.” — “Hello? Is anyone down here?!” “Oh my god, what is this place? How can you still be alive? I’ll get you help! Please hold on.” “You don’t have to hide from me. I’m trying to help you. I won’t hurt you, I promise.” “What happened to you? How long have you been kept here?” “Hello? Where am I?! Who are you?” “Have you ever tried to escape? Do you think it’s possible if we work together?” “It’s the police! Show yourself!” “Is that really you? Oh my god, I found you, I can’t believe I found you…”

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“Because….They have cotton balls!” The hare paused, and then puckered his lips as he tilted his head up; looking all proud of himself. He was trying his best to hold back his laughter.
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She lets loose a GIGGLE, shaking her head once more. “Cotton balls”  she repeats, Giggling yet  again. “How curious.”

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Thack chuckled a little, glancing down for a moment before he looked back up at her. “Too dirty?..” He smiled faintly, watching her giggle. 

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