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The Signs // Making Out

Aries: will hold you tightly and will probably press your body against a wall and kiss you until your lips are numb. the most passionate kiss, for sure… 

Taurus: will stare at your lips, which will drive you insane. you will feel their heavy breathing on your skin. your body starts shaking and when they finally kiss you, you’ll feel like exploding, melting away, moaning, dying… 

Gemini: will probably pick you up and throw you on the bed. they will kiss you until you want to have sex with them. but don’t worry the sex will be great. 

Cancer: most romantic kiss you’ll ever experience. they will hold your face and press their body against yours. you’ll forget the world around you. 

Leo: most. sexual. kiss. ever. they will kiss you like you have never been kissed before. you will never forget a Leo’s kiss. never. 

Virgo: they don’t like much talking. and don’t worry they will kiss you first. and when they kiss you, phew…be ready for a firework. 

Libra: will stroke your hair and stare into your eyes. they will kiss your neck and touch you everywhere. EVERYWHERE. but they do it so softly that you almost feel like losing your breath. 

Scorpio: will bite your lip and will give you this incredibly cheeky grin which will drive you crazy and which will make you crave for more. mOrE!

Sagittarius: the most genuine kiss you’ll ever experience. when they kiss you, you truly know they want you. you’ll feel so safe with them

Capricorn: they are so careful. they will touch you like you’re the most fragile thing on earth and their kisses are so soft and innocent, it feels like an angel kissing you. 

Aquarius: their kisses are wet and playful. they will kiss you everywhere and tickle you. and their kisses last long, you will forget about time, space, your name…

Pisces: their kisses are the sweetest and the most innocent. they will kiss you everywhere but your mouth. they take their time with you. a kiss on your chin, a kiss on your cheek, a kiss on your eyelids, a kiss on your shoulder…

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The Signs when being told what to do.

Makes you do it instead : Aries, Leo, Capricorn

Promises to do it but forgets : Taurus, Libra, Aquarius

Gives a ten hour rant why they won’t do it : Scorpio, Cancer

Might do it but might also not do it : Sagittarius, Virgo

Actually does it : Pisces, Gemini

12 Drinking Habits of the Zodiac Signs!

Aries:

Known for having an outgoing and friendly demeanor, an intoxicated Aries will bounce from person to person, checking in and making sure everyone else is enjoying themselves as much as the Aries is.

If not, you can count on this person to buy you enough shots until you are on his or her level. If you are ever in a bad mood, this is definitely the person you want to hit up for happy hour.

Taurus:

Said to be one of the more loyal astrological signs, this person will be by your side no matter what. Need a good wingman for the night? This is whom you should be calling.

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