That One Chick

This Japanese couple, who have been married for 37 years, share their matching outfits on their instagram account: bonpon511 💗

their names are bon and pon how cute

cashier: sorry for your wait. we’re short-staffed today

millennial: oh that’s ok no worries :)

 baby boomer:

this is my life

@kaitlineliza

@kaitlineliza

@solidjojo

@kaitlineliza

me: *swallows my pride and texts first*

me: *gets ignored*

me: 911 i’d like to report a clown….her name is booboo the fool

@kaitlineliza

@kaitlineliza

Scientists Spot Impossibly Cute ‘googly-eyed’ Purple Squid on Ocean Floor

@kaitlineliza

customer service be like

@solidjojo @kaitlineliza

@solidjojo @kaitlineliza

@kaitlineliza

my mom got accepted into my college so i’m at orientation with her and she keeps having to explain that she’s the student

oh my god she has a classy leather binder for some reason??

SHE MADE A SCHEDULE IN WORD AND PRINTED IT AND DREW A MAP ON IT SO SHE WOULDN’T FORGET WHERE HER CLASSES WERE AND THEN SHE LAMINATED IT

THE ZZZS ARE TO INDICATE SHE GETS TO SLEEP IN. THERE ARE FLOCKS OF BIRDS TO INDICATE THAT SHE IS FREE AS A BIRD BECAUSE CLASSES ARE OVER. SHE DREW BUTTERFLIES IN HER COMPUTER MONITOR ICONS????

SHE MADE CUSTOM DIVIDERS OUT OF SCRAPBOOK PAPER, ALSO LAMINATED

she had her first quiz today and these were her notes

I showed her all the nice supportive comments you’ve all been leaving and she’s baffled but grateful