No Context Games

"Can I roll to do a larynx autopsy?"

"Get out of here bone tornado! Go on, git!"

"It's like getting hit with a wave of sonic nihilism." "Sonic Nihilism is my favorite Rammstein album." "Sonic Nihilism is EVERY Rammstein album."

"En Masse Haulin' Ass." "That needs to be on a T-shirt."

"Not that I am gonna be a face-eating apologist…"

"We might need a bigger sample size, but 100% of the Summerlanders we've met have eaten faces."

"The only difference between a bit and a con is how many people are chasing you after."

"Imported from the basement?"

"They call it Selune-shine."

"What could a cask of dwarven whiskey cost, Michael, $10?"

"Don't run with a rice krispie treat in your mouth!"

"Can anyone cast fabricate?" "Best I can do is two shot glasses and a haunted doll."

Druid "What's the eagle situation?"

Warlock "We're pulling this ship with DEMOCRACY!

"You could make Pineapple Wellington!"

Rogue at bathroom door "What are you doing in there?" DM "Oh just patenting fanfiction, don't worry about it."

Sorcerer "I need a version of Ratatouille where it's Jesse Pinkman and Walter White is like a rat of NIMH that shows him how to make drugs."