Controversial take if I've ever heard one

@farm-paws I love sending you cow videos

some others i found in the notes

Girls will be like “oh I’m just running quick some errands” and then spend all day in the wetlands appreciating the unique flora and fauna

do you love the color of the metal?

@do-it-four-swords

This is a very good way to get some fun swords :)

Do you love the color of tempered steel

Which one?

Ernie Bushmiller kind of predicted the Internet in this early 1950's Fritzi Ritz comic

isopod uquiz, find out which type of bug you are

Take off the suit by Kyoung Hwan Kim

you can think someone's an idiot and not hate them. anyone who doesn't understand this has never had a coworker

This Friday's meme is: the perfect being

Have you seen fossilised crabs. They're hilarious they literally do just

Straight up they are just fully there. Shellfish are really fun like that, i have a shrimp fossil in my collection that's like. Yeah it's just 100% a shrimp, legs and antennae and all. When your skeleton is on the outside, it means your outside fossilises really well.

occasional posts from users

reblog if you make occasional posts

Sometimes I still hear my voice

It still feels like the only actual main hub of real Internet socialization. Every single other social media site restricts how much you can genuinely interact with people. You can't use TikTok or x to actually converse with whoever you want in a natural amount of text.

Even if other sites have more users they are sharing less overall.

Thinking about the werewolf from the hate mail Lemgo council pharmacist David Welman (1595 - 1669) got after being accused of being a werewolf

it's so fucking cute. That war wlf is frolicking

Someone drew this in anger, they drew this and said "look at what a terrible beast you are"

this is what a Bodhisattva is

Oh, literally!

People without siblings should be required to undergo rigorous training before they're allowed to be a roommate

Only children in the notes are so mad you'd think I asked them to share or something

this post is funny because the angry only children writing me paragraphs about how I didn't factor in their specific personal experiences don't realize they're exhibiting only child behavior in a way I couldn't make up

See, in the correct genre and the correct context these are all absolutely brilliant.

These could be Douglas Adams quotes.

the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

so i know that like fuck all people care about new zealand politics and the authoritarian right wing government that somehow just got elected but they are literally effectively getting rid of the suicide prevention office to pay for tax cuts for landlords. i cannot make this up