Fancy-um

puddle water is basically cigarettes for dogs

I simply don't think that's true eBooks.com but thank you anyway

phrasing of this is taking me out

i love how defensive the last part is, the greenland shark wrote that

might fuck around and walk into a thick fog and never return idk

its human nature to want a bunch of small jars

I love seasonal fruits they’re like girl we’re back lol

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

bella: im so excited to see the baby i literally broke my spine and died for!

it:

lmaooooo,,, leave resume alone 😩

RESUME

shit they fuckin got him

‪me, reading about women in Ancient Greece who could devote their entire lives to being a virgin priestess of hallucinogenic honey: god I wish that was me ‬

will today’s kids ever know how truly iconic Harry Potter Puppet Pals: The Mysterious Ticking Noise was??? Will they ever know how it shaped us as a society??