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@kned / kned.tumblr.com

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foone

fun fact:

The "were" in "werewolf" is the same as the "vir" in "virile". "were" and "vir" (pronounced almost the same) are Old English and Latin for "man".

There is no agenda behind my choice of example words. I am not implying anything along lines of monsterfuckery.

although to get off werewolves for a moment (AHEM), this is also why the "man" in "woman" isn't, like, sexist or anything. The old english word for what we now call "man" was "wer mann" (literally "male person") or just "wer". Women were "wif mann" or just "wif".

"wif mann" evolved into both "wife" and "woman", but modern english lost the "wer/were" and just called men "man". That word only still exists as a prefix in words like "werewolf" and the historical term "wergeld".

The use of "man" to mean "people" also continued in terms like "mankind" (vs "humankind") and "manned" (vs "crewed") which weren't, like, INTENTIONALLY sexist, it was reflecting the older usage. Obviously as times have changed these terms have become problematic, but they weren't necessarily intentionally sexist to begin with.

But yeah... english lost the gendered term for men (wer). So to someone who speaks old english, we're calling men just "people" and women "female people".

Which is interesting, because that's exactly what we do in BATHROOM ICONOGRAPHY (title of my next album):

The male symbol is just "person", the female symbol is "person in a dress".

We don't, like, draw the man with a beard or something, to try to gender him male. He's just "person". Compare to like crosswalk signs and danger signs: that's just a person symbol. We've apparently just decided culturally that men are people (full stop) and women are people who have the additional attribute "woman" attached to them.

gender linguistics, won't you?

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I remember in high school my geography teacher said humans will choose to live in unbeatable heat over unbearable cold, but nearly every single person I've met in my life has said they'd rather die in the cold than live in the heat, so now I thought to myself why not outsource this question!

no fahrenheit because if i have to google the answers on polls with no celcius, so do you

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ragdoll-ren

tldr I was looking up the classification system for cerebral palsy (GMFCS) and part of the 2nd level is "climbing stairs with the use of a railing" which just about knocked me out. Ableds. . . are you not. . . using railings? it's right there? this is trying to tell me it's abled culture Not to use the railing?

(use your best judgement as to whether or not abledness applies to you here. mostly I mean disabilities that would have some impact on stair-climbing, natch. chronic pain/fatigue counts, but, like, d/Deafness wouldn't, you get me?)

my immediate circle on here skews pretty disabled, I'd love it if it breached containment for a more representative sample

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this is simply the greatest video i have ever seen

I'm going to reblog this a million times so be it

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sindri42

Reminded of that time the xkcd guy was trying to research what sports equipment would be most effective for destroying enemy drones in flight and he looked up a bunch of stats about pro tennis player accuracy against stationary targets like 40 feet away, and figured that a really high level tennis pro might be able to hit the drone in 5-7 shots if they had the time and even then probably wouldn’t do enough damage to disrupt it more than momentarily.

And then Serena volunteered to test this theory and just, killed it instantly.

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lichrelly

i see people saying shit like “she’s the best woman player” nah fam she’s the best one out there

I know basically nothing about tennis but I know that she is a league of her own

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helith

we went to firelands and i got me a cone now i cant nibble my balls

it’s been over 4 years since i made this post and i just want you guys to know that his balls have still not been nibbled since this moment

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tevruden

Happy 10th anniversary of Jumbari getting coned!

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cleolinda

Since “wildly vehement disagreements” are on my mind, here is the most brutal forum fight I ever witnessed, and I will try to present it with as little judgment as possible:

It was Fametracker, maybe 2003 or so. A discussion came up somehow: what do you do with your trash after seeing a movie in the theater? You know, popcorn buckets, candy boxes, soda cups, used napkins?

Two sides emerged, and each side felt that they were obviously, unquestionably, self-evidently right:

1) You leave your trash in your seat because they pay employees to pick it up for you

2) You throw away your own trash because you are capable of doing so (if you are)

That was it. I have NEVER seen such vitriol. The entire userbase got involved and people probably got banned over it. There seemed to be some kind of regional breakdown; whichever side you argued for, it was something that EVERYONE around you did, you had grown up in the obvious rightness of doing it, and it was OFFENSIVE to suggest doing otherwise. I am sure you are staring at this going, “You… you obviously [XYZ]?” However certain you feel about that, there were people on that forum (and maybe even here!) who were exactly as certain of the opposite.

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floofangel

Possible dnd character for a future campaign. I wanted to make a Leonin, but glamrock thundercat

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viiuan

yall with adhd or autism or such ever just get…. bored. like so Painfully bored. like its not “oh hehe i was so bored and i made this” to flex or “oh im so bored bc i have nothing to do” but like a “i am physically incapable of ending this horrible understimulation with any activity i might attempt” and its genuinely fucking painful

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spoonie-isms

Bonus points if you try a bunch of things and none of them are right so you’re just walking a circuit around your place, getting increasingly frustrated about all the things you don’t want to be doing and not being able to settle on a task

Opening and closing the tabs on my computer hoping for the stimulation but getting nothing

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owlpellet

as elves are basically just Humans But Pointy from a visual standpoint… all elves deserve little fangs

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Let's play Rock Paper Scissors!!! It's you up against the option with the most votes. Put in the tags whether you won, lost, or tied, but don't say anything about what you voted or what the current results are.

Ready? Now....

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hiemalice

Let me put it in simple explanation for all you brainless peeps out there:

Lovecraft: creator is dead and therefore makes no profit off work and is not given a platform to spread hate, okay to buy and talk about.

FNAF: creator makes profit and has funded conservative campaigns but does not use his voice to support it so its okay to pirate and talk about.

Harry Potter: creator is actively making profit off of and using the popularity to continue hate. will NOT stop spreading hate even if money is stopped through pirating, therefore not okay to buy, pirate, or talk about.

I hope this is fucking simple enough.

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spartanlocke

Tapping the sign again

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