im adopting him and his name is Fleur 🌸🌿
jeff bezos could buy me the sims 4 paranormal expansion pack and still be a billionaire...let that sink in
“We met on a dating site twelve years ago. I sent her a message saying: ‘I want to let you know up front that I’m in a wheelchair, because I can’t hide it.’ And she wrote back: ‘Why? Is it bright yellow?’”
[Pictured: two older women, arm in arm. One is in a wheelchair.]
wait. grusk baby born on karl marx’s birthday…. X Æ A-12 complete the mission
reincarnation <3
without context this post is literally completely incomprehensible
this is the funniest fucking thing i have ever seen....jared really said you like spn? get well soon
Mai
Brushes you with an egg white wash so you'll develop a nice glaze in the oven
hey thanks