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Laughed my ass off when this anon had the same idea as me. Got the poor boy a stripper. IDK if the anon was thinking of a male stripper like I was but it was a great fucking idea. Kenny got so drunk off his ass idk if he’ll even remember the awesome party we threw him. Good thing I took pictures so he’ll fucking appreciate it after his hangover - Eric

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i cant believe cartman actually posted it xD

So I guess… Cartman’s not gonna be allowed to talk unless Kyle wants him to. I guess when Kyle said he’d shut Cartman up he was being literal. 

Oh yeah and Kenny got his hair trimmed.

- Stan

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If they have a baby…

if Stan and I had a kid the poor thing would be dead after five minutes

Of course ye can! I hope Stan getting pwned counts as friendship (PS I forgot Kyle, I’ll add him soon I’m so sorry)

where am i :<

Even Eric Cartman could put together a better convention than tumblr.

same

Dude!

Yeah! Fuck off asshats!

Just a little hug >//<