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at least its better than thinking about the past
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me: *catches myself being judgmental* me to me: i did not raise u this way
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I thought the Bermuda Triangle was going to be a bigger problem in my life when I was younger
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i’m screeching
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my sense of humor:
- suggesting “kill them” as punishment for an extremely disproportionate crime (”he stole my eraser” “kill him”)
- staring at an object that has fallen over for a prolonged amount of time and with inordinate disappointment
- *points at a garbage can* “that’s me”
- zooming really far into someone’s face on snapchat
- *something minorly inconveniencing happens* “@god what did I ever do to you”
- “what are you doing” “my best”
- shortening words that are already shorter versions of other words (ex: thank, congrat, welc)
- “Bees?”
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you really think someone would do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?
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Source: mic.com
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My therapist and I decided that from now on, when I’m thinking something negative about myself, I’m going to imagine that Donald Trump is saying it, because it’s really easy for me to just tell him to fuck off.
Example:
Trump: “Your thighs are fat.” Me: “Fuck you and your fucking wall.”
I think we’re onto something here.
this is probably the best coping skill I’ve ever seen and I am ten billion percent going to use it too
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It’s amazing what people can do with a cake. Also, I know some many people who would have loved to have this at their wedding.