Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs

they are adding a new shape to tetris called big mama and its just a solid rectangle the size of the entire screen

Need to smoke a blunt with Sydney Dawson

asked a lady yesterday if she wants her latte iced or hot & she said “no temperature please.” ma’am what the fuck does that mean x

couples quarrel

boyfriend: hey baby i have to cancel our date tomorrow something came up

girlfriend: oh i’m just small potatoes. i’m not that importance.

boyfriend: -_-

simply dont monday

god limp bizkit was right everything is fuck everybody suck -________-

nvm she texted back Siri play butterfly by crazy town

I can’t tell you how much I love this artwork from ancient Egypt (the Middle Kingdom). People have been raising cattle and practicing animal husbandry for so long, that there is something almost inherently human about this scene.

Everyone in the field of veterinary medicine or agriculture knows the feeling of staying up late with a laboring animal trying to make sure both mom and baby are okay. Delivering a calf is often physically and emotionally exhausting work that takes enormous patience and learned skill. It requires a unique balance of physical strength and gentleness to do correctly. There is no feeling quite like getting that baby out and everyone is okay. I’m certain ancient people must have felt the same way, and I wonder if the artist knew this feeling firsthand. I wonder if those humans depicted were people the artist knew, if the cow and calf maybe were as well.

Erwin Rudolf Weiss, The Kiss, 1898