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not to be mean but I think some of you need to like… focus more on school, get a job, get friends, get hobbies or do literally anything outside of media consumption 

‘ Joe isn’t William bowery’ 

‘double album theory’

‘going insane over leaks’

‘i hate Taylor for the promo this album cycle’

‘taylor is so vile to make Lana backing vocals only’

like PLEASE take your mood stabilizers

i'm -😅😅😅

this promo was a little bit iconic tbh…..

Midnights:

anti-hero:

✧ MIDNIGHTS Taylor Swift’s New Album ˎˊ˗

First thoughts:

Lavender haze feels like Lover and Future Nostalgia’s incredible love child.

Maroon is about Harry. There’s too many 1989 references for it to be anything else. This chorus reached into my chest and punched me in my fucking heart. Also I need a compilation of Taylor saying fuck for mental health purposes

Anti hero is everything I expected it to be. Its me. Hi. Im the problem. Its me.

Does anyone else feel like the verse of snow on the beach is just like the verse of the way I loved you???? Also no lana verse?🥹 why no lana verse?🥹 i cri

Track 5 felt so not sad until she dropped her voice for ‘you’re own your own kid you always have been’ and then I died😂 and then the ending is so uplifting You’re on your own but you can do it and yk what now that Taylor said it, it does feel possible 🥹

Who tf is singing on Midnight rain? Oh wait taylors back oh wait who tf is back now?

Can I ask you a Question? My god so passive aggressive I love itt

Vigilante shit has my hair on end omggg. The beattt. I don’t dress up for women I don’t dress up for men I dress up for revenge. Any dude who does a girl dirty this year is just asking for it. She’s going to destroy you with these lyrics all over her ig stories

Bejewelled. One word shimmer ✨ iykyk. Bejewelled is if the bad bitch of reputation stopped giving a fuck. Major Anthem.

Labyrinth. If it rises fast it cant last😭 we’re back to soul crushing I see. Oh the eldritch horror from midnight rain is back on its cameo shit.

Karma. Fuck yea go straight for the jugular babe. Give us everything. Karma is a cat purring in my lap? Me and Karma vibe like that? Fuck YES QUEEN. Karma IS your boyfriend. Hell shes your handmaiden.

Sweet nothing. There’s something about songs Joe writes that really get me. Its just so cuteeee. I spy with my little tired eye🥹

Mastermind? Already? No? We cant be done???? This is a love song?? Wtf😂😂😂😂. Plot fucking twist.

Vigilante shit and Maroon have me on the ground for different reasons both good ones though. Ughhh I love this album so so muchhhh

Album as a whole completely defied my expectations. I was expecting a sad, crying in my bedroom vibe and its more of a manic in the bathroom of a club vibe like yk she’s going to go home and fall apart in the worst way but this is that moment when shes running on pure fumes and manic energy

Midnights tracklist so far

"the only kind of girl they see is a one night or a wife" and "i gave my blood sweat and tears for this" and "like i'd be saved by a perfect kiss" and "something different bloomed, writing in my room" and "he wanted a bride, i was making my own name, chasing my fame" like what’s not clickinggggg she’s saying hey soooo once again can you guys stop acting like me getting married would be the pinnacle of my life and the most fulfilling thing to happen to me instead of, oh idk, how fulfilling the complete realization of my dreams was and then how fulfilling all that I’ve achieved beyond what I could have ever dreamed was after that? I mean it’s just a massive empire I built myself purely off my own talent and a few corny jokes and is the culmination of my life’s work and everything I’ve ever wanted and although it has its ups and downs I have and will choose it every time, whether i'm 15 or 35, over any romance cuz this career and fame and recognition for my talent is my one true love in life and not being some guys wife, or whatever.

mastermind is a whole song about her being the one singular google search for joe alwyn after the met gala 

KARMA IS MY BOYFRIEND 🤭 KARMA IS A GOD✨ KARMA IS THE BREEZE IN MY HAIR ON THE WEEKEND 🌬️ KARMAS’S A RELAXING THOUGHT 💭 AREN’T YOU ENVIOUS THAT FOR YOU ITS NOT ❌

SWEET LIKE HONEY 🍯 KARMA IS A CAT 🐱 PURRING IN MY LAP CAUSE IT LOVES ME ❤️ FLEXING LIKE A GODDAMN ACROBAT 🤸🏽‍♂️

ME AND KARMA VIBE LIKE THAT 😜

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DO YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW WHERE I WAS ON APRIL 29TH, HE'S IN THE CLUB DOING I DON'T KNOW WHAT, YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCE, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE KEEPING COUNT, DRAGGED MY FEET RIGHT DOWN THE AISLE, SHE WOULD'VE MADE SUCH A LOVELY BRIDE, YOU SAID I WAS FREELOADING, MOM I AM A RICH MAN, HIGH INFIDELITY, THE MOON IS HIGH LIKE YOUR FRIENDS WERE THE NIGHT THAT WE FIRST MET, I WAS DANCING AROUND IT, WE WERE DANCING WITH OUR HANDS TIED, SEEMED LIKE THE RIGHT THING AT THE TIME, IF I COULD DANCE WITH YOU AGAIN I'D HOLD YOU AS THE WATER RUSHES IN, WHEN YOUR CASCADE OCEAN WAVE BLUES COME, CHART THE CONSTELLATIONS IN HIS EYES, EYES FULL OF STARS, DO YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW WHERE I WAS APRIL 29TH, DO YOU REALLY WANNA TALK ABOUT TIMING IN TIMES LIKE THIS