viscerally fat and metabolically deranged

I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

Garfield bumper stickers are now available only on big cartel because etsy hates me!

girls go to mars to get cool scars boys go to venus to suck more penis

it’s so hard being your father’s son (female)

Last summer I was on a very expedited acid come up at a music festival and my entirely unaware mother thousands of miles away was at costco and texted me incredulous at how they already had halloween stuff out for sale in the summer but all I saw was a message preview of a giant 10 foot tall skeleton with glowing eyes and "can u believe it??"

A lot of people would be scared here

feeling like the health inspector

people who don't sweat much will never understand the swamplands we weally wet warriors have to journey through

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

Youth fascination with technology