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Stay Classy

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I have classy music
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ludleth

what to do when your healer tells you to "group up"?

a) hide, they are dangerous b) attack the enemy team on your own and die c) group up d) blame your healer for not healing you from across the map

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FIRST DIGITAL COMIC EVER I’m so happy I finally finished this holy cow, I started when Sombra was revealed Anyway, hope you enjoy proud ReapDad

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Junkrat: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Roadhog: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.
Junkrat: You don’t have to wear it.
Roadhog: No, I’m going to wear it forever. Back off.
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Tina: *is showering*
Newt: *yanks back shower curtain*
Newt: Have you seen -- stop screaming it's just me -- have you seen my Niffler anywhere?
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Someone: How does Newt find all of his creatures in the first place? And how does he find them all in New York? Me, an intellectual:

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usedsocks

Queenie’s first appearance in fantastic Beasts portrayed her as slightly ditsy and airheaded. But then you find out she is a legilimens and a really good witch and I couldn’t express more how glad I am that we have a strong, feminine woman in high heels kicking ass, saving Newt and Tina from the ministry and flirting her way out of opening the suitcase for an official.

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Reblog if you’re hopelessly in love with Newt Scamander.

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You’re an interesting man, Mr. Scamander. Just like your suitcase, I think there’s more to you than meets the eye. Kicked out of Hogwarts for endangering human life with a beast, yet one of your teachers argued strongly against your expulsion. I wonder, what makes Albus Dumbledore so fond of you, Mr. Scamander?

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Newt just being a Hufflepuff

–Hufflepuff Qualities of Newt Scamander–

Friendliness 

Being friendly because … friendly.

Loyalty 

Loyal … even to a fault.

Hardworking

A passion he has a very strong work ethic for

Honest

I annoy people

Inclusive

Even of “outsiders”

Tolerant

I know you have rather backwards laws about muggles

Dedicated

The last breeding pair in existence

Patient

How do you catch something like that?

Compassionate

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