Watching everyone else reach age appropriate milestones
good things will happenĀ š§æ
things that are meant to be will fall into placeĀ š§æ
THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.
this for real fucking works
LAURA DERN as Dr. Ellie Sattler in JURASSIC PARK (1993)
Being a good person is a choice. Donāt let people fool you into believing that truly good people never have bad thoughts, are never tempted by the easier path, by the low road, never mess up or act out selfishly. Never believe a person can be good without making a conscious effort.
Every single time you do something good, youāve made a decision to make the world a little brighter.
Goodness is not an inherent trait, it is a choice. Keep making it! I see you, Iām proud of you, and Iām rooting for you!
!!!!!!!^^^^
The Office ā 4.07Ā āMoneyā
me: haha oh god this is so bad im making so many unsupported claims and pulling all this analysis out of my ass
my prof in the margins: excellent analysis!
me:Ā
when i was in high school i used to write my papers thinking wow iāmĀ just bullshitting all of this. then like a week before my senior year ended after all the grades were set, i was talking to my englishĀ teacher and told him you know i just bullshitted every paper i wrote. he told me that while i may have thought i was just pulling it all out of my ass, i genuinely knew what i was talking about and made well-supported analyses. i only thought i was bullshitting because it didnāt take much effort and it all seemed obvious to me. if you do well on your essays even though you think youāre just making it up as you go, chances are youāre not pulling it out of your ass. youāre just a genuinely talented analyst, even if theĀ analysis that youāre making comes from a subconscious understanding of the material rather than a conscious effort to study it. give yourself some credit.Ā
anything you pull out of your ass had to get there somehow
Anything you pull out of your ass had to get there somehow
Yesterday, one of my preschoolers came up to me very concerned, and said, āMiss ____, this book doesnāt have any pages!ā
Now, this kid is only three, and I canāt always understand what he says because heās still so little. However, he carries himself and has the conversational lilt of an 80-year-old academic, so I absolutely believed him. Also, like any library, not all of our books have been as gently used as one might like, so thereās always a chance that the pages of the book this kid was holding actually had fallen out somewhere, and he was only holding the cover. I hurried over to see if this was the case and he opened the book for me, still very concerned.
He had only opened to the end sheet, that blank page at the front of a book. I turned the page for him to reveal the title page. This look of absolute relief crossed his face and he went, āOh, silly me. I didnāt look hard enough!ā
I love kids.
āI think it was Melissa, actually, who first told me. Iāve played quite a few characters that have either been gay or theyāve had, you know, some very obvious gay undertones, and to be completely honest, this was the first time I was like, āWell, this role doesnāt have any!ā Youāre laughing now ā how naive was I? And then after the first episodeā¦ I go back and I watch and I was like, āOh, yeah, now I can see it. That makes sense to me.āā
āItās funny because sometimes itās so obvious when youāre playing it. You read it and youāve got the characters and youāre like, āOh, yeah, I know this is going to happen.ā And then there are other timesā¦ and [with Lena/Kara] honestly, it just didnāt even enter into my head. But then you get the response and you go back and youāre like, āYeah, I can see where that came from.ā It doesnāt bother me at all.ā (x)
- a.k.a Katie apparently not realizing early on that she was blatantly flirting during her scenes with Melissa in season 2
oh yeah have i ever told yall of the academic war i have been an unwilling soilder in for the past two years
okay SO. i have two professors that both teach this one subject, but different classes. they have different last names, so i didnt know this at first and espically since they are academic RIVELS at my school, but they are MARRIED. but for the past 8 years they have been in an academic WAR of geospatical sciences data. more accurately, the raster vs vector data debate. i am personally on the side of "both have their pros and cons and can be utalizied to the utmost efficency" but both professors are like, DEADLOCKED in insistanting one is better then the other
so, professor A is my mentor. i like him a lot, and he was the main person that taught me the most abotu Eris and ArcGIS. professor B is a professor i had one for class, and shes nice and knows a lot of little tricks about Eris programming but mostly relies on arcMAP because shes the raster data professor.
and THESE MOTHERFUCKERS. have written no less then 30 papers that is basically like a "re: re: re: re: re: re: vector data is better then raster fuck you" but like, Professionally. and they leave stupid notes in the footnotes that read "Reguardless of Professor A's opinions reguarding the efficency of Vector data, Raster data has a more efficant polygon computing rate and is the most commonly used program on interplantaring mapping" and its HILARIOUS
ive read all of their papers, and its basically like reading an email chain between a married couple arguing over the colors of the kitchen backsplash for their new home. its HILARIOUS. but obviously, because of their differnet last names and because they act like they HATE each other, NOT VERY MANY PEOPLE REALIZES THEYRE MARRIED
until like LAST WEEK
professor B publishes a paper that casually drops the word "husband"
and obviously all the students are like "oh i didnt know u were married!" because we read that shit like how white suburban mothers read People Magazine
and shes like "yeah, its Professor A"
and we all FLIPPED. THE FUCK. OUT
we thought the framed picture of the two of them on professor A's desk was ironic because hes that type of guy
like, you gotta undestand. these two have gotten into YELLING matches in hallways. these two refuse to go onto trips with each other. but apparently they have a system where they quite LITERALLY leave all of their work at work and drive home in seperate cars and literally NEVER mention work at home. it is SO funny
who am I to doubt her rlyĀ
youāre doing a good job. even if no one notices, youāre doing a damn good job.
Just learned something weird and now I want to see something, what do you call these candies?
Can you imagine being fuckin being lost in the desert for a couple days and out of nowhere hearing Africa by Toto?? I would lose my fuckin shit that would be the moment id be like damn im actually losing it and gonna die out here, what a banger tho.
you walk up to someone. you clear your throat. you open your mouth. you try to speak. your eyes go wide as you realise with horror
you are voiced by chris pratt