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ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  the ground curls beneath his feet it feels, shifting the mood to cause a lionhearted man to stiffenย his spine, foot sliding against the cracks in the pavement to place himself in a more defensiveย position, leaning awayย from the culprit of his discomfort. a gaze leeched onto the vileย presence, his own aura shifting to leakย jurisdiction. a bundle of nerves tingle without thought, fingers wrappingย around cool and dead metal, the handle of his pistol forming perfect union with his palm.ย 

ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย ย โ€˜ whoย are youย ? โ€™

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ย  ย  ย  ย  heโ€™s succeeded in causing discomfort, if the otherโ€™s body language is anything to go by. though this isnโ€™t necessarily a good thing. it conflicts with his desire to stay incognito, to stay unbothered; but apparently, his need for antagonismย outweighs his need for alcohol.

ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย โ€˜ย no-one important. but i guess who i am ainโ€™t whatโ€™s really botherinโ€™ ya.ย โ€™

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ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  The REJECTION never really hurt any less each time he pleaded with Deanโ€ฆ and yet, Castiel still hadnโ€™t learnt his lesson. He always guaranteed himself that itโ€™d be the last time; that he would accept that his allegiance with the man was as dead as Cainโ€ฆ but then heโ€™d get THINKING. Heโ€™d find himself ticking over potential cures without even meaning to, and all at once hope would be kindled and the cycle would go on.ย 

ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  This part was the worst.

ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  Heโ€™d forgotten just how paralyzing the feeling was. It was like a VICE was gripping his chest; gripping his throatโ€” except the vice was on fire because his eyes were burning too, and his blood was aboil. He was a mess of sadness and anger and his protective veil of ANGELIC cool ripped open. The angerโ€” white hotโ€” was the first to come flooding out. The sadness, heโ€™d save for later. He did not need to be ridiculed while he cried.ย 

ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  โ› ย โ€”No. ย โœ

ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย The voice in his ears was FOREIGN; too collected, and it left him feeling like he was hovering above his bodyโ€ฆ like he was no longer at the wheel. The loss of control was both terrifying and exciting as he stepped forward with conviction he didnโ€™t know he had.ย 

ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย โ› ย You will LET me help you, Dean Winchesterโ€”ย or you will FIGHT me, you will lose, and I will deliver you the cure by force as you lie crippled on the floor. ย โœ ย The breath Castiel gulped down hitched a little, and it seemed that the VIOLENT confidence was gone as quickly as it hit.ย 

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ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  โ› ย โ€ฆDonโ€™t make me hurt you, Dean.ย Please. ย โœย 

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ย  ย  ย  ย  the confidence shocks him briefly, the sheer weight of castielโ€™s words throwing him for a slight loop, because thereโ€™s determination there. thereโ€™s a promise of violence, of a quick, swiftย retribution if he doesnโ€™t do exactlyย as the angel wants. which, of course, heโ€™s not going to, because he's almost certain that nothingโ€™s going to happen if he doesnโ€™t do as heโ€™s told. and if the angel can put forth a faรงade of confidence, then the demon can do the same.

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ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  โ€˜ย what gets me is how you think you can. โ€™

ย  ย  ย  ย  he advances, heavy-booted feet causing echoes on concrete that reverberate with a sense of foreboding. measured steps are taken slowly, menacingly, until the distance between them becomes close enough that one of them could easily reach out to grab the other. but he doesnโ€™t - not yet, at the very least - just draws himself up to his full height.

ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย โ€˜ย you think i donโ€™t know youโ€™re weak? not just your body, but in hereโ€”ย โ€™ ย a finger taps against his temple. ย โ€˜ย you ainโ€™t gonna do shit,ย โ€˜cause weโ€™ve been here before, anโ€™ you did nothinโ€™ but take every blow i gave ya. anโ€™ now iโ€™m stronger, thereโ€™s every chance that you ainโ€™t gonna walk outta this alive.ย โ€™ itโ€™s a lie; heโ€™s nowhere near strong enough to destroy an angel, but again, confidence outweighs truth.ย 

ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย โ€˜ย you wanna try anโ€™ tell me what tโ€™do, you go right ahead. weโ€™ll see how far it gets ya. but if you wanna maybe talk about makinโ€™ a deal, then i might start gettinโ€™ interested. you want me tโ€™do what you want, then you gotta do somethinโ€™ for me first.ย โ€™

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โ€ƒโ€ƒHIS CASTLE. HIS THRONE. what was rightfully his, insofar โ€ƒโ€ƒas he concerned himself, was now within his grasp; and with โ€ƒโ€ƒa grip like iron, he would hold fast to it all. never again would โ€ƒโ€ƒhe find himself resigned to a life of servitude, ranked beneath โ€ƒโ€ƒa ruler that proved to be little ย  ย  ย  ย more than a temperamental โ€ƒโ€ƒchild โ€”โ€“ for, from this point on, he would rule, ย and he would โ€ƒโ€ƒrule well. hellโ€™s potential would be fully realized. hell would be โ€ƒโ€ƒmade to run smoothly. properly. a model of efficiency, just as โ€ƒโ€ƒhe himself was. those that betrayed him suffered ย  ย  ย  ย  ( some โ€ƒโ€ƒserved as examples to the ย  ย rest of the demonic flock he now โ€ƒโ€ƒshepherded, while others ย served as guinea pigs for his latest โ€ƒโ€ƒinnovations in tortureย ), ย  while those that pledged loyalty were โ€ƒโ€ƒkept close โ€”โ€“ watchfully so. ย  ย  ย he would not make the same โ€ƒโ€ƒmistakes that lucifer and lilith had. ย  ย  ย  ย  the throne belonged to โ€ƒโ€ƒcrowley now, and it would REMAINย as such.ย 

โ€ƒโ€ƒcomplications would be dealt with accordingly.ย โ€˜least, that was โ€ƒโ€ƒthe mindset prior to the futureย demonโ€™s arrival. ย  ย  ย  ย  having the โ€ƒโ€ƒother stand before him now ย  ย  ย threw the current king for a loop, โ€ƒโ€ƒto say the very least; initially, ย  ย heโ€™d thought the other to be the โ€ƒโ€ƒloathsome hunterย that he ( occasionally ) consorted with, ย  ย but โ€ƒโ€ƒthe pitch-black eyes that stared ย  into his own immediately told โ€ƒโ€ƒhim otherwise. this was dean, in that this was his body, ย  but he โ€ƒโ€ƒwas inhabited by something darker. a DEMON. ย  ย  ย  ย  heโ€™d been โ€ƒโ€ƒpossessed.ย 

โ€ƒโ€ƒand from the sound of it, heโ€™d been looking for him. ย  ย  ย thereโ€™s a โ€ƒโ€ƒpause on crowleyโ€™s end ( uncertain in nature, ย  ย  if dean cared to โ€ƒโ€ƒsquint; heโ€™s not sure what to make of the scenario at-hand, for a โ€ƒโ€ƒvariety of reasons ), but eventually, his lips part to respond. heโ€™ll โ€ƒโ€ƒrise from his seat so as to approach the other as he speaks.

โ€ƒโ€ƒ ย  โ› ย iโ€™llย say. only question is โ€”โ€”โ€” whoโ€™sย โ€˜weโ€™, exactly?ย ย โœ

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โ€ƒโ€ƒโ› ย my boys arenโ€™t STUPIDย enough to try a stunt like this โ€”โ€”โ€”- โ€ƒโ€ƒ climbing into a winchester and wearing him around, ย  ย  ย  ย  that is.ย  โ€ƒโ€ƒ theyโ€™re protected. went and got themselves tattooed, ย  ย or so iโ€™ve โ€ƒโ€ƒ been told, so possessionโ€™s off the table. โ€˜least, it is, ย  ย  for people โ€ƒโ€ƒ like me.ย โœ ( mere feet between himself and the other now, ย  ย  ย  he โ€ƒโ€ƒ comes to a standstill, a single brow arched upon his features as โ€ƒโ€ƒ he regards the other. ) ย  โ› ย  so, enlighten me. ย  ย  i need a name to โ€ƒโ€ƒ put to the face.ย  โœ
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ย  ย  at the mention of the protective tattoo that adorns the former hunterโ€™s chest, fingers clutch at layers of clothing to pull them aside and reveal that, yes, the JET BLACK ink does in fact still reside on slightly tanned skin. which means possession is definitely off of the table.

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ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  โ€˜ you mean this? โ€™

ย  ย  clothing falls back into place as he releases it, and BLACK scleras fade back to a softย green; although soft is an operative word, because the look in deanโ€™s eyes is anything but that. itโ€™s more of a hardย stare, a non-verbal challenge that holds a warning not to test his patience. heโ€™s here for business, not for idle chit-chat. small talk is notย welcome here, and he doesnโ€™t have time for STUPID questions like the ones heโ€™s being presented with right now.

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ย  ย  ย  ย  โ€˜ย who does it look like youโ€™re talkinโ€™ to? figured if youโ€™re sโ€™posed tโ€™be runninโ€™ HELL, youโ€™d at least have enough brains in ya head tโ€™figure out that i ainโ€™t oneโ€™a your lackeys walkinโ€™ around in a stolen meatsuit. but if we need tโ€™keep things simple for ya, howย โ€˜bout we just start out with you callinโ€™ me dean.ย โ€™

ย  ย  he uses his size to his advantage, straightening up to his full six foot one height, practically towering over the other DEMON. but itโ€™s not just his height that makes him seem imposing; itโ€™s the way he carries himself, the way he seems so sure that heโ€™s the one who should be in charge here, not the DEMON stood before him.ย 

ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  which brings him to his next point.

ย  ย  ย  ย  ย โ€˜ย i got a business proposal for ya. โ€™ย 

ย  ย  ย  ย  what he doesnโ€™tย mention, is that he doesnโ€™t plan on takingย โ€˜noโ€™ for an answer.

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RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS

Following my AUs and Prompts List from a few months back, here is a compilation of my favorite sentence starters for all your writing needs.

Because most of them arenโ€™t mine, credits are at the end.

SHORT

โ€œMarry me.โ€ โ€œDo you want me to leave?โ€ โ€œYou are not going without me.โ€ โ€œI canโ€™t believe you!โ€ โ€œI swear it wonโ€™t happen again.โ€ โ€œWhat did you say?โ€ โ€œIโ€™m not jealous.โ€ โ€œYouโ€™re jealous, arenโ€™t you?โ€ โ€œWe canโ€™t keep doing this.โ€ โ€œAre you sure this is legal?โ€ โ€œIsnโ€™t this amazing?โ€ โ€œIโ€™m going to take care of you, okay?โ€ โ€œStay the night. Please.โ€ โ€œYou canโ€™t die. Please donโ€™t die.โ€ โ€œRun away with me.โ€ โ€œYou did WHAT?โ€ โ€œQuit whining.โ€ โ€œGet outta my sight!โ€ โ€œWhy are you so annoying?โ€ โ€œWere you ever going to tell me?โ€ โ€œNever in a million years.โ€ โ€œDonโ€™t ask me thatโ€ฆโ€ โ€œI might have had a few shots.โ€ โ€œWhatโ€™s with the box?โ€ โ€œW- What are you doing?โ€ โ€œSay it!โ€ โ€œI could kiss you right now!โ€ โ€œAre you done with that?โ€ โ€œWhatโ€™s going on here?โ€ โ€œStop pinning this on me! You started it!โ€ โ€œItโ€™s your fault weโ€™re in this mess.โ€ โ€œDid you do this on purpose?!โ€ โ€œKiss me.โ€ โ€œAre you still awake..?โ€ย  โ€œExcuse you?โ€ โ€œThis is all your fault!โ€ โ€œI canโ€™t believe you dragged me into this.โ€ โ€œDonโ€™t give me that look! It wasnโ€™t my fault!โ€ โ€œI shouldnโ€™t be in love with you!โ€ โ€œItโ€™s not fair!โ€ โ€œI could kill you right now!โ€ โ€œKnock it off!โ€ โ€œScrew you!โ€ โ€œYouโ€™re a complete moron!โ€ โ€œI love this song!โ€ โ€œI canโ€™t be in love with you!โ€ โ€œMake me.โ€ โ€œDonโ€™t tempt me.โ€ โ€œI hate you.โ€ โ€œYou are infuriating!โ€ โ€œJust shut up already.โ€ โ€œThat doesnโ€™t even make sense.โ€ โ€œBite me.โ€ โ€œEat me.โ€ โ€œKiss my ass.โ€ โ€œJust admit Iโ€™m right.โ€ โ€œJust admit youโ€™re wrong.โ€ โ€œYou are being ridiculous!โ€ โ€œThatโ€™s irrational.โ€ โ€œListen to me!โ€ โ€œThatโ€™s not what I meant and you know it.โ€ โ€œDonโ€™t yell at me.โ€ โ€œThatโ€™s it. End of discussion.โ€ โ€œI donโ€™t believe you.โ€ โ€œYou shouldnโ€™t have said that.โ€ โ€œFuck you!โ€ โ€œShut your mouth before I shut it for you.โ€ โ€œHow dare you?โ€ โ€œI dare you!โ€ โ€œItโ€™s you, itโ€™s always been you.โ€ โ€œWell this is awkwardโ€ฆโ€ โ€œJust pretend to be my dateโ€. ย 

MISCELLANEOUS

โ€œAre you really gonna leave without asking me the question youโ€™ve been dying to ask me?โ€ โ€œThe planet is fine. The people are fucked.โ€ โ€œI just did some calculations, and Iโ€™ve been able to determine that youโ€™re full of shit.โ€ โ€œYou know what I like most about people? Pets.โ€ โ€œDo you ever think if people heard our conversations theyโ€™d lock us up?โ€ โ€œWhat about a compromise? Iโ€™ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, Iโ€™ll apologize.โ€ โ€œI donโ€™t hate you.. I just donโ€™t like that you exist.โ€ โ€œLove is the jelly to sunshineโ€™s peanut butter. And if I tell you that Iโ€™m in sandwich with you, Iโ€™m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.โ€ โ€œDo things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.โ€ โ€œDid you really just insult Captain America in front of me?โ€ โ€œCan I touch your boob?โ€ โ€œItโ€™s not that youโ€™re wrong, exactly, youโ€™re just extremely not right.โ€ โ€œYou shouldnโ€™t be trusted with small children, should you?โ€ โ€œGive me cake or give me death.โ€ โ€œOn a scale from, โ€™I can sometimes make important phone calls without cryingโ€™ to โ€™I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worstโ€™, how much of an adult are you?โ€ โ€œYou think Iโ€™m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?โ€ โ€œDespite the cliche, itโ€™s not me, itโ€™s you.โ€ โ€œObviously you canโ€™t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you canโ€™t.โ€ โ€œNo, it was my fault for thinking that you might care.โ€ โ€œWhen you love someone, you just donโ€™t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazyโ€ฆ even then. Specially then!โ€ โ€œIf youโ€™re not scared, then youโ€™re not taking a chance. If youโ€™re not taking a chance, then what the hell are we doing anyway?โ€ โ€œI think Iโ€™ve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.โ€ โ€œWhat have I told you about the toilet seat?โ€ โ€œI tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.โ€ โ€œI vote today to be a pajama day.โ€ โ€œYou have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that thatโ€™s going to stop us, but at least Iโ€™ll have all the facts.โ€ โ€œI donโ€™t leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, Iโ€™d talk to my VCR.โ€ โ€œI can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, Iโ€™m totally flexible.โ€ โ€œYou know weโ€™re suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.โ€ โ€œThose things you said yesterdayโ€ฆ Did you mean them?โ€ โ€œIโ€™m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.โ€ โ€œWhat I hear when Iโ€™m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.โ€ โ€œI am NOT crying, okay?! Iโ€™m allergic to jerks!โ€ โ€œThis would not happen if I had a penis!โ€ โ€œThatโ€™s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.โ€ โ€œAll nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.โ€ โ€œI donโ€™t think Iโ€™ve ever played spin the bottle.โ€ โ€œSorry! I didnโ€™t mean to touch your butt.โ€ โ€œIโ€™m ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.โ€ โ€œTo the night youโ€™ll never remember!โ€ โ€œExcuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?โ€ โ€œCould I sit here? All the other tables are full.โ€ โ€œAre you meeting someone here? Because.. I think Iโ€™m that person.โ€ โ€œYou werenโ€™t supposed to laugh! Iโ€™m so embarrassed!โ€ โ€œIt must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.โ€ โ€œDriver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.โ€ โ€œIโ€™m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses arenโ€™t even hot.โ€ โ€œYou better take care of that car or I swear Iโ€™ll haunt your ass!โ€ โ€œThis is the dumbest thing youโ€™ve ever done.โ€œ โ€œItโ€™s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.โ€ โ€œI could do that, but could doesnโ€™t mean would.โ€ โ€œYou cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I donโ€™t give.โ€ โ€œYouโ€™re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?โ€ โ€œI recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore itโ€ โ€œDo you need me to kill someone for you?โ€ โ€œLook out where youโ€™re going, asshole!โ€ โ€œFuck the sandwich guy!โ€ โ€œI did not mean for stripping to come out of this.โ€ โ€œThe whole street is blocked off. The police wonโ€™t tell us anything, but I think thereโ€™s been some kind of attackโ€ฆ Maybe a bomb?โ€ โ€œOh my god, are you okay? Iโ€™m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.โ€ โ€œIโ€™m weird, youโ€™re weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasnโ€™t for the fact I find you repulsive.โ€ โ€œThere is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character.โ€ โ€œIโ€™m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?โ€ ย  โ€œThereโ€™s been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships.โ€ โ€œItโ€™s midnight, what do you want?โ€ โ€œI think I know how to use a bed.โ€ โ€œIf I wake up in the morning and Iโ€™m deadโ€ฆ Wait.โ€ โ€œYou are completely unfit to handle a child.โ€ โ€œWe have to get out of this place. It is EVIL.โ€ โ€œDonโ€™t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!โ€ โ€œWhen in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life.โ€ โ€œItโ€™s not a double date, weโ€™re just third and forth wheeling.โ€

PREGNANCY

โ€œI have something to tell youโ€ฆโ€ โ€œI think Iโ€™m pregnant.โ€ โ€œIโ€™m pregnant!โ€ โ€œWhen were you going to tell me that youโ€™re pregnant?โ€ โ€œYouโ€™re smart and successful with an adorable belly.โ€ โ€œ$50 bucks says itโ€™s a girl/boy.โ€ โ€œPregnancy suits youโ€ฆโ€ โ€œHello little one. We canโ€™t wait to meet youโ€ฆโ€ โ€œIโ€™ll just be in the bathroom throwing my fucking guts up because our unborn kid wants to be a dick!โ€ โ€œThereโ€™s someone Iโ€™d like you to meetโ€ฆโ€ โ€œShhโ€ฆ He/sheโ€™s sleeping..โ€ โ€œI have a special surprise for you. Close your eyes and follow me.โ€ โ€œNo, no, no, no, no, we arenโ€™t readyโ€ฆ We arenโ€™t ready for kids yet!โ€ โ€œOh, gosh, I felt it! I felt a kick!โ€

FLUFF

โ€œYour hair is so softโ€ฆโ€ โ€œYouโ€™re so cute when you pout like that!โ€ โ€œJust relax, Iโ€™ll wash your hair for you.โ€ โ€œIโ€™m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.โ€ โ€œWhat, does that feel good?โ€ โ€œHA! I found a weak-spot on you, didnโ€™t I?โ€ โ€œAre you wearing my shirt?โ€ โ€œYou are ridiculously comfortableโ€ฆโ€ โ€œIโ€™ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle withโ€ฆโ€ โ€œYouโ€™re so cute when youโ€™re half asleep like thisโ€ฆโ€ โ€œYouโ€™re beautiful, you know that?โ€ โ€œWe should get a puppy!โ€

STARGAZING

โ€œArenโ€™t they beautiful?โ€ โ€œThese stars are nothing compared to the ones Iโ€™ve seen in your eyes.โ€ โ€œShooting star, make a wish.โ€ โ€œItโ€™s actually a comet, but Iโ€™ll still make one.โ€ โ€œImagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.โ€ โ€œNever thought something so beautiful could exist in natureโ€ฆโ€ โ€œWouldnโ€™t it be cool to name a star after yourself?โ€ โ€œY'know, your roof may not be the safest place for us to stargaze.โ€ โ€œThis is why you made me drive three hours out into the middle of nowhere?โ€ โ€œIs that aโ€“ Wait, no, just an airplane.โ€ โ€œI wouldnโ€™t mind falling asleep out here.โ€

FLIRTY/SUGGESTIVE/SEXUAL

โ€œDid you justโ€ฆ finish?โ€ โ€œThey always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.โ€ โ€œIโ€™m not actually feeling anything.โ€ โ€œAre you getting any closer?โ€ โ€œWhy do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!โ€ โ€œDid something just happen? Youโ€™re not turned on anymore.โ€ โ€œShit sorry, am I going too fast?โ€ โ€œWow, youโ€™re hot.โ€ โ€œIs that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?โ€ โ€œHey, Iโ€™m open minded.โ€ โ€œKeep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.โ€ โ€œI think itโ€™s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.โ€ โ€œIโ€™m gonna be honest with you. Iโ€™m really horny, and youโ€™re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?โ€ โ€œI see someoneโ€™s happy to see me.โ€ โ€œI saw that. You just checked me out.โ€ โ€œYou know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.โ€ โ€œTake off your clothes.โ€ โ€œTell all those other guys/girls you donโ€™t need them โ€˜cause you got me.โ€ โ€œDonโ€™t give me that face, itโ€™s so cute I might not be able to hold back.โ€ โ€œBoobs are really just squishy pillows.โ€ โ€œIf you donโ€™t get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.โ€ โ€œBlasphemy! Sex solves everything.โ€ โ€œI platonically want to have sex with you. No big deal.โ€

TEXTS

[text]: What do you want now? [text]: Do you want to bet on that? [text]: Guess who just got back in town. [text]: So I might be in a hospital right nowโ€ฆ [text]: We canโ€™t keep doing this anymore! [text]: Come on, come to the party! [text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive. [text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up. [text]: I call bullshit. [text]: You thought you could get away with that, didnโ€™t you? [text] I gave up great shower sex to be here so donโ€™t say I never did anything for our friendship. [text] Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness. [text] Also, my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall. [text] Who says no to sex and donuts?! [text] I know what you did last summerโ€ฆ

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ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  โ˜  โ› daemoniibus.

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ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย โ›ย my, my, would you look at what ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย the catย dragged in. โ€“ ย to what do ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย I owe the pleasure.

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ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  he resists the urge to roll his eyes at the almost DEROGATORY comment thatโ€™s thrown his way, because itโ€™s more than likely to get his ass kicked out of this pretty swanky looking bar. normally, he wouldnโ€™t be caught DEAD - and yes, he appreciates the irony of the phrase - in a place like this, but there happens to be a very SPECIFIC reason that heโ€™s here. and it just so happens to be the owner, currently leaning languidly against the bar.

ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย โ€˜ย drinkโ€™d be a good start, thanks. โ€™

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ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  โ€œ You are either bold, stupid, or need something you think I can provide. Which of the three is correct or closest?ย โ€

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ย  ย  ย  ย  โ€˜ย iโ€™ve heard all three. โ€™

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ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย โ€˜ย but iโ€™m actually lookinโ€™ for a favour, sโ€™much as i donโ€™t wanna ask. โ€™

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